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Random Crap

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Reads 246
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Parts 10
Time 6 minutes

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Just some random crap
Made by mwah!

*WARNING*
●BAD GRAMMAR
●STUPID STUFF
●WILL PROBABLY CAUSE YOU TO SCREECH BECAUSE OF HOW STUPID IT IS
●MINOR CURSE WORDS LIKE 'CRAP' AND IF YOU CONSIDER 'DANG' A BAD WORD,THEN THAT IS THERE, TOO


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Feels | Ava and Kyan by deansvlr

★★★ "Tell me what you want," he murmured, his words sending a shiver down my spine. "I want you," I replied, my voice filled with longing. "I want you to fuck me." He chuckled, his eyes meeting mine with a heated gaze that made my heart race. "Come again, baby?" he teased. As his thumb brushed over my bottom lip, parting them slightly, I softened my gaze, giving him a look that I knew would drive him wild. "Fuck me," I said, my voice more commanding this time, the urgency pulsing through every word. "God," he breathed, his voice slightly higher as he hid his face in the crook of my neck, his kisses growing more intense with each passing moment. ★★★ 𝐀𝐕𝐀 ( 𝐍𝐎𝐇 𝐉𝐈𝐇𝐘𝐄) - After her fallout with her best friend, it seemed like her life had taken a turn for the worse. Despite her successful career as a model and background dancer for many successful artists, she was still unhappy. Not only was she dealing life without her best friend by her side, but she was also struggling to cope with a recent and unexplained break-up, which made it difficult for her to move forward. Although her financial situation improved, her mental state definitely went downhill. Until...? 𝐊𝐘𝐀𝐍 -From dancer to fighter. Not only did he have to deal with the love of his life suddenly disappearing to another city, he also threw away his dancing career after falling for a scam involving his whole family. His stubborn mother offered no help, and although he hated to relive his past, he saw no other choice but to return to dancing. The stress was unbearable. Then, when he saw his best friend again, looking down at him with disgust and disappointment - thanks to Alex calling her at the wrong time - he came up with a deal that made him want to punch himself. A deal that not only served to relieve his and her stress but also maybe get the love of his life back. Or perhaps she had always been there? - started: feb 28th 2024 - ended:

Am I straight? -» Phan by slightlyAwriter

- attempt #?? - Dan was an average little adolescent. Had a girlfriend, went to high school, basic stuff. But during an open house for his school, he finds someone more fitting to his eyes. p.s * my autocorrect back then was utter shit. my "the" turned into "lé" * p.s.s * also, if you dont read it because of the autocorrect problem, that is fine :) i wont be sad about it * p.s.s.s * i am a confident asshole *

Because of you, I can see the colors of the rainbow by QueenieLee84

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ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤~ 【Yandere! Oh Sangwoo x Male! Reader】 by StixSnailz

You knew there was something wrong with that man. That perfect to a normal eye kind of man. All you wanted was to confirm your suspicion and or get hit in the face with the fact that perfect people exist and not actually get dragged into his little game. But he sees you more than a plaything. He sees you as a gem. An unreadable gem of sorts... NSFW warning 22nd February (2025) - ✮𝟭st in 𝗼𝗵𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘄𝗼𝗼 5th February/3rd September(2023)/ 21st January/24th March/23rd October (2025) - ✮𝟭st in 𝗠𝟰𝗠 23rd June (2023)/17th February/14th April(2025) - ✮𝟭st in 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗽 20th April (2025) - ✮𝟭st in 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴

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The Alphas Possession by Underground_Author

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Moment by _j_u_s_t_m_e_

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THE HYBRID by Jayniel_ezra

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