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I Don't Date Stupid ✓

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Parts 42
Time 8h 20m

"So, Juliet? Will you date me?" Jack asks.
  
"No, I don't date stupid," I flat out lie to his face.
  
"Come on, Kat, you wouldn't be dating stupid! You'd be fake dating stupid," he reasons with a grin.
  
Sure, because that's so much better.

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He calls her Juliet, she calls him Romeo - will this pair be the star-crossed lovers they're expected to be or will they have the tragic end Shakespeare destined for them?
  
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COMPLETED 08/05/2020

*Contains Strong Language
**Extended Summary Inside because I'm awful at descriptions please just take a chance and read it...
***PM me to request a bonus chapter with dedication xxxx
  
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