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I Don't Date Stupid ✓

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Reads 15,238
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Parts 42
Time 8h 20m

"So, Juliet? Will you date me?" Jack asks.
  
"No, I don't date stupid," I flat out lie to his face.
  
"Come on, Kat, you wouldn't be dating stupid! You'd be fake dating stupid," he reasons with a grin.
  
Sure, because that's so much better.

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He calls her Juliet, she calls him Romeo - will this pair be the star-crossed lovers they're expected to be or will they have the tragic end Shakespeare destined for them?
  
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COMPLETED 08/05/2020

*Contains Strong Language
**Extended Summary Inside because I'm awful at descriptions please just take a chance and read it...
***PM me to request a bonus chapter with dedication xxxx
  
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The Art of Breaking Hearts ✓ by sadreadingchick

[Highest Rank; #3 in Humor 3/27/17] --- I was unable to keep myself from blushing. "I'm not his girlfriend." "Yet." Ryder and Benjamin said simultaneously. "Oh, so the conceitedness runs in the family?" I asked with a roll of my eyes. "I'm afraid so. Now, tell me more about yourself." "Well, I like playing soccer a lot. And if I were to choose between my books and human beings, then I choose books. Also, I think your brother is annoying and has too big of an ego. But wanna know something?" He nodded. I stopped the car at the traffic light and turned back to him. Leaning into his ear, I whispered loud enough for Ryder to hear, "I think I like him." --- The art of breaking hearts is an inscrutable, prepossessing, abstract art. Never ever will you go through with breaking someone's heart without having your own broken. And it would be very eccentric if one did not go through the process of having their own heart shattered into millions of pieces when trying to do the same to another. Unfortunately, I learned that the hard way. --- [extended description inside] Copyright ©2016 sadreadingchick All rights reserved.

His Only Affection ✓ by Qwinofhearts

"What makes you think I'd ever love someone like you?" She turned to face me, sitting up and gesturing with her hands. "I don't love you! Should I say it in Spanish?" "I'd kiss you right now, and I guarantee you wouldn't want me to stop," I said, my voice a low, tempting drawl. "What?" she replied, her eyes wide. "Bet?" I challenged with a roguish grin. "I... I wouldn't. What do you think I am, one of your flings?" "No," I said, leaning in closer, my eyes locking onto hers with an intensity that made her pulse quicken. "You're the one who turned my life upside down in the most irresistible way. And if you gave me a chance, I bet you'd find yourself craving more." "Don't flatter yourself. I'd never-" "Alright then, love. Should we put it to the test?" It all starts with some foundation ~🌻💛 Follow Bunny and Levi as their innocent friendship and siblinghood takes a sick turn into obsession and everything in between✨🖤

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