Your Mama Joke
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Last published Sun, Feb 21, 2016
Your mama is old that when she went outside she flew away like dust
Your mama is so small when she asked for a car she got a toy car
Your mama is so fat that when she sat on potatoes she made mash potatoes
Your mama so dumb she got a appointment with doctor pepper
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