The Celebrity Burn Book
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Last published Sun, Feb 21, 2016
They're everywhere, on the TV, on magazines, newspapers, phones and those "smart" watches but mostly they're gonna be in The Celebrity Burn Book (which is their biggest achievement btw)
Ever see a celeb and go like "dude wtf are you doing?" Yeah well, who doesn't have those moments! The celebs are going around doing crazy shit and this thing is gonna keep track of them and of course, make nasty comments Regina George style!
Warning : Everything about this is gonna be rude, with hella lot of inappropriate language and definitely mean remarks. Nothing about this is to be taken seriously. This is just for pure fun and burn purposes. There will be offensive content.
P.S. This is by no means officially related to Mean Girls or any of the celebrities. This is just fanfiction.
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