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Well if im going to kick your ass, it might as well be in style

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( Previously  named This Time )Okay. Now heeeeerrrrrrreeeeeesssss Amber!!!! 
She's got the moves (slightly)
She got the style (not really) 
And she of course gets the guys (lie alert)

So you got Amber your regular sudent that's got her regular boyfriend, her regular bestfriend, and her regular highschool life.

But that's just a cover

Technically a regular day for her is gunshots past her nose, bullets in her drinks, and your occasional grenades sneaked in her pocketss

Amber Collins is a multitask agent/spy pretty much anything hands on. Mostly, she has no emotional feelings in public. A chuckle there, a smile here but that's all .her life revovles around a few things. 

Its a bird, its a plane, no its the stick in the mud Danny Waerzack. He is just that ,a stick in the mud and Bor to the ing. Kinda
A little
Okay okay no were near boring. He's pretty fun when he wants to be but hey he has his moments.

So what happends when Amber and Danny cross paths? 

Let's see violence, violence and oh yeah more violence. 

Come along with these two weirdos on there crazy adventure you will probably see fights, laughs, and 








NINJASS!!!

Hopefully. :)

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