Controlled- A Video Game-Based Novel

"Hey there! Main character here. Can't tell you my name yet because, you know, you gotta read the book first otherwise, what's the point?"

"Hey! I wanna talk too!"

"Shush. They haven't read about you yet. Butt out. You'll be spoiling the potential readers! Back to your world Dean."

"Ha! You just said his name didn't you? Might as well explain the plot in detail while your there too."

"Quite talking during my intro to the book! Now two characters have spoken! You aren't supposed to be even around yet! Stop the fourth-wall breaking!"

"But you just did..."

"For the love of all that is holy. D-did another character just speak? I told you guys to be silent while I'm introducing. No one gonna wanna read this shit if you keep interrupting."

"Who wouldn't read this book? I'm in it."

"Yes, but no one knows who you are. Yet."

"Can you keep it down? I'm trying to fix your stupid holographic being here!"

"Hey! Don't mess with my wires so casually!"

"Okay guys, me main character, signing off because these people are hopeless and shutting up."

-Harley J. Blade