It's Raining Men...Hallelujah

"Hey sexy, wanna come back to my place?"
"Eww, maybe in a million years and if we were left alone on this planet because everyone else was abducted by zebra patterned aliens that learned to adapt the language of Spanish and enjoyed eating baked potato chips, then maybe I might"
"Yes!That means I still have a chance!"

I thought that maybe once, just this once, I'd be able to peacefully walk on the sidewalk without getting hit on. Looks like the universe wasn't in my order today, or in any other day apparently. "Why universe?!Whyyy?!! I internally groan.

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Ever watched Mean Girls? Do you remember the part where  Lindsey Lohan visions high school as a jungle that contains of different crazy species of animals roaming around school, or known as students? Well she was wrong. It's much more worse than that. 

Violet is your everyday average teen. Is what she wished she was actually able to say.

 Violet never believed in the whole "fate" thing where you meet "the one." Where you can only breathe if you had that certain person next to you 24/7 assuring you that everything will be fine. Violet assumed she'd find someone along the way, but she never expected to attract a bunch of perverts throughout her journey. There wasn't a minute that passed that didn't consist of some guy trying to flirt with her. To which usually ended with them receiving a painful punch to the nose from Violet. 

Violet had finally given up on trying to find the right guy and decided that the world only contained perverts that popped out from everywhere. Although, there's always that one guy who can change her final decision.