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Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}

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Somehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen.

From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs.

If you're hoping this has a lot to do with the plot of the Harry Potter books you're looking in the wrong area. This, my friends, is a bunch of weird crap thrown together that I hope go with their personalities. If you like Twenty Øne Piløts, Supernatural, Sherlock, pies, gifs, and OUAT then this might actually be the book for you.


WARNING: I wrote this... so long ago. I honestly might as well be a who different person now so f a i r warning lmao. The cringe is strong, for me at least.All Rights Reserved

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saint potter- h.p by fuckingcvnt

"God Potter! You're so dense how does anything ever get into that thick skull of yours?!" "Yeah right, and you're conceited and selfish!" "I'm conceited? Oh please 'chosen one' teach me how to be humble!" "Piss off." - where (y/n) finds out that shes in love with her worst enemy - years 1-4 - year 1- ✔︎ year 2 year 3 year 4 hardy pothead x reader - disclaimer: i obviously don't own any of the Harry Potter characters or you, this is just fanfiction

Willabe Williams(a HP fan-fiction) Year 1 by sageravens

What if Harry Potter and his best friends had another? What if she was somehow related to Lord Voldemort? What if...? Willabe Lousie Williams lived in an orphanage where her aunt worked after her mother passed away four years before. She helped around the orphanage everyday except the weekends when she had time to be just a kid. A week after her 11th birthday a stranger shows up at the orphanage asking for Willabe. The stranger was an elderly woman dressed in strange clothes. What the elderly woman said next changed her life forever. This story takes place during Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone. I do not own the Harry Potter series and Willabe Williams is a made up character I added to the story so it would seem like Hogwarts was real and I really was living in the wizard world. *began sept 2020 *hiatus nov 2020

BLIND LOVE; SOCIAL MEDIA by ryannmadison

what happens when dumb old 🚪 finally releases the wifi password warning: strong language. i have a horrid mouth worse than ron theres cursing in almost every chapter. if this makes you uncomfortable be aware thank you!! second warning: let's ignore the spelling mistakes i'll correct them one day or maybe not thanks buds #16 in blaise zabini (12/2/20) #1 in instagram (12/19/20) !! #1 in Blaise Zabini (10/07/21)

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Harry Potter the next generation by YettoMcCheese

I wrote this when I was 13 it's so shit that it's funny, I am gracing the world with this monstrosity. Basically it's the journey of Romione's, Ginny/Harry and Draco's kids first year at hogwarts. Don't read this for the story line, read it for the pure hilarity of 52k words of bad writing.

Serpent Skin - Draco Malfoy by hogwartsstories0023

$mut idk this book is about some bitch what even is a book description dude ****** "Your shirt is wet," I scrunched my face at him, "Okay? And none of your business. Maybe I like it wet," I huffed and turned around to place my old clothes down by my bed. "I like it like that too," I could hear his stupid grin as he said it, "But it's white," ****** "So are you down to teach me how to be a good chaser?" "Yes." I said as simply as possible so that maybe his inkling of a brain could understand. In reality, I would have rather scraped my eyes out with a spoon and have a fat old stinky man with a hairy ass shit into my mouth, than teach him how to be a chaser, but I guess I had no other choice if I didn't want to sound like a prick. "Cool. I'm excited." That practice was honestly the most awful thing I have ever had to endure in my sorry little life. Not only was he as dumb as dog shit, he is absolute moneys ass on a broom. No wonder he was a keeper. It was the only position on the team that didn't require for him to move regularly. Half way through, I became so enraged I swear I began plotting a murder, and he would be my unfortunate victim.

Rival texting D.M by Bloodyswift

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opia by moonyzmoon

"can we have a sesh in the forbidden forest?" "no." "yes" 𝖨𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝖨𝗖𝗛, 𝖺𝗋𝖺 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗈. what if the harry potter characters acted like stereotypical british teenagers? what if the charmingness of the wizarding world was ruled out by north face tracksuits, contour and gen-z humour. and maybe, just maybe, the attitude to take down voldemort using hand to hand combat and verbal abuse. book one harry potter texting au {harry potter x fem oc} gen z humour with a bad plot. reader discretion is advised mature themes and language used.

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