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Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}

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Somehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen.

From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs.

If you're hoping this has a lot to do with the plot of the Harry Potter books you're looking in the wrong area. This, my friends, is a bunch of weird crap thrown together that I hope go with their personalities. If you like Twenty Øne Piløts, Supernatural, Sherlock, pies, gifs, and OUAT then this might actually be the book for you.


WARNING: I wrote this... so long ago. I honestly might as well be a who different person now so f a i r warning lmao. The cringe is strong, for me at least.All Rights Reserved

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Something New: A Dramione Fanfiction by awritess

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₊snapchat⁺ ϟ drarry by verdilac

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My Choice by ardenswriting

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Granger to Riddle by queenbellatrixx

Hermione. Riddle? {full description inside} {all rights to the amazing j.k. rowling} {warning: wrote this many years ago so it doesn't really make much sense & is a lil cringey, feel free to read it but check my profile for a new, (different enough that i'd recommend reading it even if you've already read this one) edited version that i'm in the process of writing}

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Rival texting D.M by Bloodyswift

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