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Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}

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Votes 3,661
Parts 90
Time 3h 7m

-AwkwardPenguin-

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Somehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen.

From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs.

If you're hoping this has a lot to do with the plot of the Harry Potter books you're looking in the wrong area. This, my friends, is a bunch of weird crap thrown together that I hope go with their personalities. If you like Twenty Øne Piløts, Supernatural, Sherlock, pies, gifs, and OUAT then this might actually be the book for you.


WARNING: I wrote this... so long ago. I honestly might as well be a who different person now so f a i r warning lmao. The cringe is strong, for me at least.All Rights Reserved

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Simple Potter- A HP fanfic by annwritess_n

Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!

Weasley Twins One Shots <33 by weasleyslut

₊snapchat⁺ ϟ drarry by verdilac

(COMPLETED) °dracomalvoi : pansy are you up °dracomalvoi : you won't believe who potter talked to earlier °harryjp : malfoy? " DRARRY SNAPCHAT AU " + I N F O S ❏ portrayed by fancasts that aren't the original actors ❏ my username was 'vloedemort' ❏ all characters belongs to j.k. rowling ❏ contains profanities ❏ always vote along whilst you read, please. i see u lol - started : 13/10/17 ✰ finished : 30/12/18 ❍ highest rankings ° #20 / #socialmedia ° #1 / #snapchatau ° #1 / #drarry ° #1/ #hp ° #5 / #snapchat ° #30/ #harrypotter © verdilac / vloedemort / mitha anind / 2017

Best Friends Brother (Hermione x Fred) by ThisWritersBlock

Fallen down the rabbit hole of Hermione x Fred. Hear me out! Book Worm and The Prankster <3 I'll give more detail in the A/N but basically: Hermione, apart of the golden trio, comes to realise that perhaps her feelings towards a certain red head aren't purely because of his teasing/mischievous personality. Likewise our prankster finds himself becoming invested in Hermione's life, realising the teasing his brother would give him shit for, might actually have some truth behind it. Also I found the art on Pinterest, @LovelyRugbee (def check their art out it's so amazing!) *obviously I don't own these characters, they belong to JK Rowling, I'm just using them for comedic purposes.*

Text Fic Drarry (En) - Saving the enemy by Learmony

Text fic. Takes place after the war, Draco and Harry return to Hogwarts for their eight year and start texting each other. Or the story where they're helping each other without knowing it and fall in love in the process. Readers, be warned, there will surely be mention of heavy subject, like self-harm or suicidal thoughts, also it will no be that present as there'll be more humour than anything. Honestly, they mostly get to know each other and they're teasing, becoming friends, sometimes flirting.. I must say that English isn't my first language so I apologize for my spelling mistakes as I'm sure there will be a lot. Also, the universe and characters belong to J.K. Rowling, the story is mine. Thank you if you decide reading me, and don't hesitate to correct me, I'll appreciate all the help and comment you'll be willing to give me !

Harry Potter Imagines (Female Reader) by Laugh_till-u_Pee

Hey guys this is my first smut and fluff book so it might be a bit cringe. I will list all the warnings in the specific story. Some might smut and some might just be fluff. INCLUDES (BOYS) Harry Potter Ron Weasley Draco Malfoy Tom Riddle Cedric Diggory Oliver wood Neville Longbottom Mattheo Riddle George Weasley (GIRLS) Hermione Granger Cho Chang Ginny Weasley (Requests are always welcome!) Y/n: Your name Y/l/n: Your last name Y/h/c: Your hair colour Y/e/c: Your eye colour Y/h: Your house Characters×Female Reader These are shots btw **I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS** NSFW and smut is marked (*)

opia by moonyzmoon

"can we have a sesh in the forbidden forest?" "no." "yes" 𝖨𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝖨𝗖𝗛, 𝖺𝗋𝖺 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗈. what if the harry potter characters acted like stereotypical british teenagers? what if the charmingness of the wizarding world was ruled out by north face tracksuits, contour and gen-z humour. and maybe, just maybe, the attitude to take down voldemort using hand to hand combat and verbal abuse. book one harry potter texting au {harry potter x fem oc} gen z humour with a bad plot. reader discretion is advised mature themes and language used.

Wicked by femalefictional

A Fred Weasley x Y/N Fanfiction You're the 'And' in Fred and George, the 'Managed' to their 'Mischief' but what happens when life moves on, people get older, the Wizarding World gets darker, feelings deepen and despite one twin seeing you as a sister the other, might have different feelings. Fitting you into the Harry Potter films/Books and giving you a romance with Fred along they way! Its a slow burn to start, but I promise, there will be smut and possible TW thought.

Serpent Skin - Draco Malfoy by hogwartsstories0023

$mut idk this book is about some bitch what even is a book description dude ****** "Your shirt is wet," I scrunched my face at him, "Okay? And none of your business. Maybe I like it wet," I huffed and turned around to place my old clothes down by my bed. "I like it like that too," I could hear his stupid grin as he said it, "But it's white," ****** "So are you down to teach me how to be a good chaser?" "Yes." I said as simply as possible so that maybe his inkling of a brain could understand. In reality, I would have rather scraped my eyes out with a spoon and have a fat old stinky man with a hairy ass shit into my mouth, than teach him how to be a chaser, but I guess I had no other choice if I didn't want to sound like a prick. "Cool. I'm excited." That practice was honestly the most awful thing I have ever had to endure in my sorry little life. Not only was he as dumb as dog shit, he is absolute moneys ass on a broom. No wonder he was a keeper. It was the only position on the team that didn't require for him to move regularly. Half way through, I became so enraged I swear I began plotting a murder, and he would be my unfortunate victim.

Rival texting D.M by Bloodyswift

Having a reason or not, Bella and Draco can't stand each other. They are Hogwart's best students, yet they won't stop their war for the first-place title. Even though their families are best friends, they won't talk, text or even look at each other. Thats until Draco texts the wrong number, and Bella sees her chance to mess with him. Another texting book by me hihi...

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