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Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}

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Parts 90
Time 3h 7m

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Somehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen.

From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs.

If you're hoping this has a lot to do with the plot of the Harry Potter books you're looking in the wrong area. This, my friends, is a bunch of weird crap thrown together that I hope go with their personalities. If you like Twenty Øne Piløts, Supernatural, Sherlock, pies, gifs, and OUAT then this might actually be the book for you.


WARNING: I wrote this... so long ago. I honestly might as well be a who different person now so f a i r warning lmao. The cringe is strong, for me at least.All Rights Reserved

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BLIND LOVE; SOCIAL MEDIA by ryannmadison

what happens when dumb old 🚪 finally releases the wifi password warning: strong language. i have a horrid mouth worse than ron theres cursing in almost every chapter. if this makes you uncomfortable be aware thank you!! second warning: let's ignore the spelling mistakes i'll correct them one day or maybe not thanks buds #16 in blaise zabini (12/2/20) #1 in instagram (12/19/20) !! #1 in Blaise Zabini (10/07/21)

It's complicated. by sj1012

⚠️UNDER EDITING/REVISION⚠️ (Still available to read) "There's no way that boy could ever feel love..." Hermione spat "I think he could...you guys just haven't gave him a chance" I said laughing I knew it wasn't true A grin creeped upon Ron's face "Well...let's make a deal shall we?" "For?" I asked "If you make Malfoy fall head over heels in love with you...Harry will give you his spot on the quidditch team" he kicked backed and laughed My stomach churned.... this rude, obnoxious, soulless, slimy git? That's impossible But having an opportunity to have the best spot on the quidditch team...I'll take that...it's not like I have anything to lose....right? "You got yourself a deal!" I said with a smirk knowing I'd do anything I could to make this ...but does winning the love of Draco Malfoy come at a price? What if to win....means she loses? . . . . All characters belong to jk Rowling (Besides my added characters)

𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 {𝓭. 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝔂} by shiggyyyy

-✼- 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘺. 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. -✼- warnings: -cussing -slight ooc -lowercase intended -will NOT be exactly like original plot -✼- 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟖/𝟐𝟖/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟗/𝟐𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎

Darling // Draco Malfoy x Potter Twin by aa26140

"I love you darling, I will always love you." Jade Potter, when she wasn't rollin her eyes at someone calling her the 'other twin' , trying to get all her unsolved mysteries answered or helping Harry against Voldemort. She was falling in love with her best friend. - Classic Potter twin falling for Draco Malfoy. ( cringe but iconic) There are probs loads of spelling mistakes and grammar, currently trying to fix them... .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. Friends to lovers w/ Draco Malfoy. Mentions of mature themes, nothing too descriptive though.

Fraudsters - ✨ The Philosopher's Stone ✨ by HarryPotter_Diehard

*Always Under Editing, but I'm sure I won't have to do anything to the text, just for the attractiveness* BOOK ONE "I'll keep my fingers crossed for another death," said Harry, looking nastily at Snape. *rewind and then stop* *Up at the Staff Table, Snape was laughing his ass off, and his sister was--* *rewind* "Wait, what?!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ever thought you'd see the day when Severus Tobias Snape was a trouble-maker? Well, now you have. Welcome to my FanFiction Series, "Fraudsters" where the old greasy git is spending time with the Trio after classes, his sister Severina is beating Fred and George in irritating others (when she comes out of her Divination classroom: BOOK FIVE), Albus Dumbledore gives Harry to the Dursleys during the day-time, and Lord Voldemort is the sassiest bloke alive. ⚠ THE RIGHTS TO THE CHARACTERS OF THESE STORIES BELONG TO JK ROWLING, ALTHOUGH THE RIGHTS TO THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS ALONG WITH THE PLOT ARE MINE, AND ONLY MINE, AND CAN BE USED AT ANY OTHER PLATFORM, SOFT OR HARDCOPY: ⚠ - Zane Riddle - Zeta Riddle ⚠ IF I FIND THIS STORY OR A SIMILAR ONE AT THIS OR ANY OTHER PLATFORM (e.g. other fanfiction sites) IT WILL BE A VIOLATION OF COPY RIGHTS. I REPEAT, THE RIGHTS TO THIS PLOT ARE MINE AND ONLY MINE, AND IT CAN BE USED AGAIN BY ME AND ME ONLY, IN WHICH CASE THIS STORY WILL BE DELETED. ⚠

Pudding & Potions - Garreth Weasley x Siren/Witch OC (Updated) by EmLexGaunt

Garreth Weasley × Siren/Witch OC - Friends to lovers (40,000+ words) Main plot isn't super dramatic, there is conflict but it is all external and not focused on their relationship. This was initially published with a different plot line and has been re-written so it's more of a slice of life story. Our MC, Pearl, finally gets to attend Hogwarts after years of living in the Black Lake. This story focuses on her prank filled relationship with Garreth Weasley who is her found other half. Lots of fluff - male cinnamon roll - they fall hard and fast - no other man or woman drama - physical touch is obviously their love language Other relationships included: ✧Ominis x Sebastian (Obsessed with them together) ✧Anne x Imelda (Obsessed with them too... I just feel like they would match each others energies) ✧Poppy x Male OC (Garreths younger brother in the story) A/N: ✧Just like in my other stories, there are some things that are not canon or possible in the HP universe, but this is a fan fiction and we can do what we want so embrace your imagination! (However, I do try to stick to the world's rules as much as I can.) ✧I do not own any of these characters, it is a fanfiction and is written solely for the fun of writing. ✧Please enjoy!!!

Granger to Riddle by queenbellatrixx

Hermione. Riddle? {full description inside} {all rights to the amazing j.k. rowling} {warning: wrote this many years ago so it doesn't really make much sense & is a lil cringey, feel free to read it but check my profile for a new, (different enough that i'd recommend reading it even if you've already read this one) edited version that i'm in the process of writing}

opia by moonyzmoon

"can we have a sesh in the forbidden forest?" "no." "yes" 𝖨𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝖨𝗖𝗛, 𝖺𝗋𝖺 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗈. what if the harry potter characters acted like stereotypical british teenagers? what if the charmingness of the wizarding world was ruled out by north face tracksuits, contour and gen-z humour. and maybe, just maybe, the attitude to take down voldemort using hand to hand combat and verbal abuse. book one harry potter texting au {harry potter x fem oc} gen z humour with a bad plot. reader discretion is advised mature themes and language used.

pringles || a jegulus texting story by reggiesadvocate

i'm gonna try to write a proper description. don't take this seriously at all really i wrote this for a laugh that's all (i was also 14 so i don't recommend this its kinda cringy) crackfic fr this is not a full on texting story, there's some real life action going on and also some texting in the middle of some chaps. :) in which regulus black has a crush on his brothers best friend and met a nice strange online who understands what he's feeling. what regulus didn't know though is that this stranger, is not a stranger at all. also cover by @-raslikeraspberry- <3

❔Polar Opposites | Theodore Nott (REWRITING) by malfoyzsx

━━━ ( 𝗣 𝗢 𝗟 𝗔 𝗥 𝗢 𝗣 𝗣 𝗢 𝗦 𝗜 𝗧 𝗘 𝗦 ) ❝𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴! ❞ ❝𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙞𝙩. ❞ // when a simple joke turns into nights online and games with his friends. // nothing seems to go right for the poor girl..! theodore nott x fem oc! [Fifth Text Format Book!] © 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗳𝗼𝘆𝘇𝘀𝘅 #1 in text format 14/11/2021 #3 in text format 08/03/2022

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Darling // Draco Malfoy x Potter Twin cover

Fraudsters - ✨ The Philosopher's Stone ✨ cover

Pudding & Potions - Garreth Weasley x Siren/Witch OC (Updated) cover

Granger to Riddle cover

pringles || a jegulus texting story cover

❔Polar Opposites | Theodore Nott (REWRITING) cover

BLIND LOVE; SOCIAL MEDIA

what happens when dumb old 🚪 finally releases the wifi password warning: strong language. i have a horrid mouth worse than ron theres cursing in almost every chapter. if this makes you uncomfortable be aware thank you!! second warning: let's ignore the spelling mistakes i'll correct them one day or maybe not thanks buds #16 in blaise zabini (12/2/20) #1 in instagram (12/19/20) !! #1 in Blaise Zabini (10/07/21)