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Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}

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Parts 90
Time 3h 7m

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Somehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen.

From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs.

If you're hoping this has a lot to do with the plot of the Harry Potter books you're looking in the wrong area. This, my friends, is a bunch of weird crap thrown together that I hope go with their personalities. If you like Twenty Øne Piløts, Supernatural, Sherlock, pies, gifs, and OUAT then this might actually be the book for you.


WARNING: I wrote this... so long ago. I honestly might as well be a who different person now so f a i r warning lmao. The cringe is strong, for me at least.All Rights Reserved

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opia by moonyzmoon

"can we have a sesh in the forbidden forest?" "no." "yes" 𝖨𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝖨𝗖𝗛, 𝖺𝗋𝖺 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗈. what if the harry potter characters acted like stereotypical british teenagers? what if the charmingness of the wizarding world was ruled out by north face tracksuits, contour and gen-z humour. and maybe, just maybe, the attitude to take down voldemort using hand to hand combat and verbal abuse. book one harry potter texting au {harry potter x fem oc} gen z humour with a bad plot. reader discretion is advised mature themes and language used.

Snape's Daughter • Draco Malfoy x Reader by bxdlovin

"Anyone you excited to finally meet?" she asked. "Harry Potter obviously! Then again, my dad does talk about this other boy a lot and from what I've seen he is gorgeous." I told her smirking. "Who?" she asked leaning on the edge of her seat. "Draco Malfoy." ------------------------------ What happens when Y/n is a little late to the Hogwarts game? Will she befriend Potter or gain the traits of Draco? Not to mention her dad is SEVERUS SNAPE!

Simple Potter- A HP fanfic by annwritess_n

Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!

Wicked by femalefictional

A Fred Weasley x Y/N Fanfiction You're the 'And' in Fred and George, the 'Managed' to their 'Mischief' but what happens when life moves on, people get older, the Wizarding World gets darker, feelings deepen and despite one twin seeing you as a sister the other, might have different feelings. Fitting you into the Harry Potter films/Books and giving you a romance with Fred along they way! Its a slow burn to start, but I promise, there will be smut and possible TW thought.

Weasley Twins One Shots <33 by weasleyslut

the majority of these r cringe, literally made this while my depression was at its peak read at your own risk lololol

pringles || a jegulus texting story by reggiesadvocate

i'm gonna try to write a proper description. don't take this seriously at all really i wrote this for a laugh that's all (i was also 14 so i don't recommend this its kinda cringy) crackfic fr this is not a full on texting story, there's some real life action going on and also some texting in the middle of some chaps. :) in which regulus black has a crush on his brothers best friend and met a nice strange online who understands what he's feeling. what regulus didn't know though is that this stranger, is not a stranger at all. also cover by @-raslikeraspberry- <3

Harry Potter the next generation by YettoMcCheese

I wrote this when I was 13 it's so shit that it's funny, I am gracing the world with this monstrosity. Basically it's the journey of Romione's, Ginny/Harry and Draco's kids first year at hogwarts. Don't read this for the story line, read it for the pure hilarity of 52k words of bad writing.

BLIND LOVE; SOCIAL MEDIA by ryannmadison

what happens when dumb old 🚪 finally releases the wifi password warning: strong language. i have a horrid mouth worse than ron theres cursing in almost every chapter. if this makes you uncomfortable be aware thank you!! second warning: let's ignore the spelling mistakes i'll correct them one day or maybe not thanks buds #16 in blaise zabini (12/2/20) #1 in instagram (12/19/20) !! #1 in Blaise Zabini (10/07/21)

Rival texting D.M by Bloodyswift

Having a reason or not, Bella and Draco can't stand each other. They are Hogwart's best students, yet they won't stop their war for the first-place title. Even though their families are best friends, they won't talk, text or even look at each other. Thats until Draco texts the wrong number, and Bella sees her chance to mess with him. Another texting book by me hihi...

This could be fun (🐍 boys gc) - T.N, M.R & D.M by siriusly_stvrniolo

(Social media and irl) When Anastasia Fletcher gets added into a group chat with THE 3 boys from Slytherin, they decide to let her stay. ≪•◦ ❈ ◦•≫ Piping hot tea, cheesy texts and cute moments weren't expected, but what life gives you, you get. ≪•◦ ❈ ◦•≫ #3 in texting #2 in mattheo #2 in cheesy romance #3 in slytherin boys #2 in hogwarts #2 in lunalovegood

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