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adamparrish bluesargent crack crackfic gansey humor murdersquashsong noahczerny ronanlynch theravencycle trc

\ this is really bad and was written on a dare lmao dont read it /



1ce apon a tim, ther was 10 losers who caled themselfs teh squash squad. teh squash squad iz incredbley nerdy n r obsesd wit tis dummass bok serys caled teh raven cycle. on teh halowen thy desided to hav trc themd costums. butt some1 *glares @ eri* wuz a fukin dummass n somhow got aholed of rel magicel sychic stuf insted of fak 1s n idk how butt it gets thm all actuly stuk in teh trc wurld n basikaly kaos

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[This is a FANfiction. The story world and the characters Blue Sargent, Gansey, Adam Parrish, Ronan Lynch, Noah Czerny, Maura Sargent, Calla, and Gwenllian belong to Maggie Stiefvater.]

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Is It Meant To Be (Under major editing again) by LOVELY_GIRL_WRITER

*Warning: Description may be terrible, but the story will not! It's not easy writing a description without giving too much away, so sorry if it's bad. Also I'm going to add some twist in the story so it wouldn't be too cliche so if the first few chapters may seem cliché, then trust me in saying that the rest is not! Enjoy the description anyways* Meet Chelsey Rae. She is the type of girl that is beautiful and doesn't know it, nice but doesn't show it, sometimes shy and has an attitude, but she's also kind and caring with a little bit of sarcasm sprinkled on top. Now meet William Gray. The school's man-whore and bad ass. He could be mean and embarrassing at times, but he's popular, handsome, and girls would throw themselves at him. After all, that's why the girls love him. One day these opposites finally speak to eachother, but it doesn't end there. Things start to go wrong and life starts to get harder for both these opposites as they find out what's right. Will their hatred or friendship get in the way of their blinded sight of romance, or will they have to put those feelings aside to make room for new ones? Well read to find out by clicking that start reading button, loves! (((Sorry for the cliché-ness of this description, but the story won't be as cliché))) Soon I will write ''One Thousand Kisses,'' which comes out after ''Is It Meant To Be'' and another surprise book I got for you readers based on this book. Don't forget to vote, comment, and follow. Also, if you don't like curses, or you just hate it so much you cringe every time you read them, this book isn't for you!!!!! Note: *I'm sorry about the small compensational errors, but I'll be working on them now that I completed the story, though if you are disgusted by it so much (even it being very small) and can't stand them, then click away now--Lovely_girl_writer

Remember Me Once More | Ted Shackleford (The Man in The Yellow Hat) x f. Reader by banguette

He stayed. You left. 6 years after your last meeting, a game of circumstance lands you in the same room as him - and his monkey. With 2 weeks of working in close proximity, things are bound to come to light. The question is, how will he perceive it? ------- word count: 14.7k (I'm sorry) warnings: they are both idiots!!! who are in love!!! angsty feelings, cursing a lot of talk of canada and the us as well as culinary schools (i did my research but i'm not from either of those places so pls forgive me if some things are wrong), some words are in italian because the pisghettis, awkward conversations, ted is a nerdy dilfy hotshot museum director, reader is a chef, sex fantasies (a LOT of them), they get trapped in a room, many many apologies, flashbacks to college, it's never explained but ted calls oc chowder, oc has two moms because we love diversity, brief mention of 'the office' and julius the monkey, sweet confessions, SO MUCH KISSING!!, cheesy lines are exchanged, boners, ted has a big virgin dick, experienced reader, oral sex (male and female recieving), a bit of a hair kink, clit play, ted is a bit too excited sometimes, bickering like they're an old married couple, reader has an iud, unprotected sex (do not try!! i repeat, do not try!!), several orgasms, creampies (yes, creampieS), missionary, riding, they act like horny teenagers, ted's butt deserves its own warning so here it is, brief mentions of bath sex, old wounds finally heal, the three of them are basically a family, public speaking, y/n is a bit unhinged, more sweet confessions, allusions to exhibition (pls keep in mind this is my first smut fic, be kind!!) cover by: me (illustrations featured belong to their rightful owners) note: I do not regret this book nor do I condone it. Fueled by Ted TikToks, inspired by 'Maroon' by Taylor Swift and 'Don't You Remember?' by Adele.

Lenoras Lament: A Tom Riddle Tale by lenoraslament

"I never want to feel like that again" Lenora said, Tom felt like he saw a spark in her eye. "Let me teach you more dark magic" he brushed hair out of her face, "and you never will". This is not a story of two kind lovers. The first installment Lenora was cold, smart and cunning. Until. Until that night. Two mudbloods stole something from her, a piece of her she couldn't get back. She finds solace and healing in the unlikely ally of her longtime acquaintance Tom Riddle. Who was just as cold and cunning as she used to be. Together they transcend the laws of magic, breaking their own personal boundaries as well as the laws of Hogwarts. Readers beware, these are not the type of characters you root for. Remember this is Tom Riddle we're talking about. [all character except for Lenora, belong to JK Rowling]

The Silver Fighter | ✓ by LiseR05

"I already killed your mother, Cam." As the words left my enemy's mouth like a mocking sneer, I growled under my breath at the mention of my old name. Memories started to boil up that I had been wanting to squash deep into my heart. Bad memories. "As you can guess, I'm here to finish the job." He continued with that ever-present sinister smirk on his face. And in that moment, a sudden burst of confidence just appeared within me. Or blatant stupidity. 'I'll take either one.' I silently admitted to myself. I rolled my eyes at his so-called 'threat', not really intimidated in the least. "Yeah, like that went so well the first time. The first time, you fucked up enough to get caught by the police." I pointed out. "The second time, your grown-ass men got their asses handed to them by two teenagers." I snorted at him. "Your odds aren't looking too good here, Berti." ~•~ Losing her father? Lovely. Getting in a car accident with her aunt, uncle, and cousin and being the sole survivor? Fantastic. Losing her mother because a deranged psychopath holds a grudge even better than The Grinch? Amazing. Being ostracized from her own family save from her paternal grandparents, and getting the blame for her mother's death? Cherry on top of the cake. Having to make sure three idiotic twats don't get themselves killed because they couldn't mind their own bloody business? Bloody hell, that's an entire ice cream cake with ten pounds of gummy bears. ~•~ Join Grace Stanton as she faces her demons and the demons of her past all while trying not to commit murder against her three new friends. Fun times. (First book in the Gilded series) ~•~ [#1 Streetracer - 4/21/21] [#1 Gangs - 9/16/21] [#1 Boxer - 9/12/21] [#1 Fighter - 12/11/21] [#2 Boxing - 9/3/21] [#1 Girlpower - 2/12/21]

Shits and Giggles by HootyMCFarty

My Friend and I wrote these stories as a joke please don't take any of this seriously. We had so much fun writing these please enjoy. These are random characters with no correlation to each other unless specified. P.S. We have no relation to the Riddler? Let us know any cursed pairs to do next and comment your opinion if you want, even if they're mean we want all the smoke FR FR.

[[OLD]] 🌧TWISTED RAIN💧(various!twstxgn!reader) by luvquaso_

✧༺🌧༻✧ [[🌧 = rewrited/edited]] [[TW‼️cringe(it gets better I promise), swearing (a lot)]] ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪʀ ᴏғ twins ɢᴏᴛ ɪsᴇᴋᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴡɪsᴛᴇᴅ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ [ɴ], ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴘᴄ ᴛʜᴀᴛ they ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ, ᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ɪsᴇᴋᴀɪᴅ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴀʙʟᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀs ᴀ ᴅᴇғᴇɴsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ [ɴ] . . . . . . . . . . ᴡɪʟʟ [ɴ] sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ᴀɴ ɴᴘᴄ ᴏʀ ᴀ ғᴀᴛᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢᴏɴɪsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴇᴀʟɪɴɢ ʏᴜᴜ's sᴘᴏᴛʟɪɢʜᴛ? [Twst belongs to yana toboso except the reader and ame with some characters I added, and.. story inspired (a little) by "mirror mirror on the wall" by @dilvuc]

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A THOUSAND YEARS AGO, MAGIC VANISHED FROM THE KINGDOM OF ILLVONYA. Now, it's been returning, and just in time to cause a whole lot of trouble for the Thieves' Guild of Archport--like they didn't have enough to deal with, working with the Raven Associates to smuggle slaves out of Evaren (a neighboring nation), keeping their reputation as a group of fearless criminals, and keeping their identities a secret. There's just one thing that no one knows: it's a group of teenagers. With unforeseen complications arising and a country that seems to be teetering on the edge of chaos, it's all they can do to keep their heads above the water. But when Sam begins to develop abilities after coming into contact with an ancient artifact and the people with abilities, or the Tainted, start to be grabbed in night raids and thrown in jail or up for public executions, they know it's only a matter of time before they are forced to become more involved. Little do they know the full extent of what's coming... With a goddess-given mission and the fight of their lives close approaching, can these rag-tag heroes pull themselves together in time to save the kingdom and themselves? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey everyone! This is a high-fantasy novel with a good dash of humor, so please check it out!! This is also my NaNoWriMo project, so frequent updates (at least in November 2015).

Why me? (Finney Blake) by chaewon-ation

(warning) this story it is cringe i made it in like 2022 and when i was literally so obsessed with mason thames and tbp i unpublished it the re published it a while later. (also i'm not editing this cause if i did i would end up changing the whole plot and storyline plus it's effort) so read at ur own will 😭 39K READS!? TY THIS IS UNREAL ILY ALL SM 💕🫶🏻 PLEASE don't be a ghost reader I LOVE reading comments so yh comment and vote 🙏💕💕 Enemies to lovers (cause it's just elite) so y/n is rlly popular being probably the prettiest girl in school and all the boys fall for her, except one. A/n So this is finney x reader so u will be y/n (your name) and the rest of the characters at the same but I will make it clear on the first chapter! Enjoy it might be abit bad i've had writers block and haven't wrote in awhile 😭🙏

The Bad Girl Wears Pink ☑️ by LeRoyaleJae

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harry.exe has stopped working ━ hp x tmr | lv by inkyharu

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Warning: Description may be terrible, but the story will not! It's not easy writing a description without giving too much away, so sorry if it's bad. Also I'm going to add some twist in the story so it wouldn't be too cliche so if the first few chapters may seem cliché, then trust me in saying that the rest is not! Enjoy the description anyways Meet Chelsey Rae. She is the type of girl that is beautiful and doesn't know it, nice but doesn't show it, sometimes shy and has an attitude, but she's also kind and caring with a little bit of sarcasm sprinkled on top. Now meet William Gray. The school's man-whore and bad ass. He could be mean and embarrassing at times, but he's popular, handsome, and girls would throw themselves at him. After all, that's why the girls love him. One day these opposites finally speak to eachother, but it doesn't end there. Things start to go wrong and life starts to get harder for both these opposites as they find out what's right. Will their hatred or friendship get in the way of their blinded sight of romance, or will they have to put those feelings aside to make room for new ones? Well read to find out by clicking that start reading button, loves! (((Sorry for the cliché-ness of this description, but the story won't be as cliché))) Soon I will write ''One Thousand Kisses,'' which comes out after ''Is It Meant To Be'' and another surprise book I got for you readers based on this book. Don't forget to vote, comment, and follow. Also, if you don't like curses, or you just hate it so much you cringe every time you read them, this book isn't for you!!!!! Note: *I'm sorry about the small compensational errors, but I'll be working on them now that I completed the story, though if you are disgusted by it so much (even it being very small) and can't stand them, then click away now--Lovely_girl_writer