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squash squad → the raven cycle crack

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adamparrish bluesargent crack crackfic gansey humor murdersquashsong noahczerny ronanlynch theravencycle trc

\ this is really bad and was written on a dare lmao dont read it /



1ce apon a tim, ther was 10 losers who caled themselfs teh squash squad. teh squash squad iz incredbley nerdy n r obsesd wit tis dummass bok serys caled teh raven cycle. on teh halowen thy desided to hav trc themd costums. butt some1 *glares @ eri* wuz a fukin dummass n somhow got aholed of rel magicel sychic stuf insted of fak 1s n idk how butt it gets thm all actuly stuk in teh trc wurld n basikaly kaos

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[This is a FANfiction. The story world and the characters Blue Sargent, Gansey, Adam Parrish, Ronan Lynch, Noah Czerny, Maura Sargent, Calla, and Gwenllian belong to Maggie Stiefvater.]

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Shits and Giggles by HootyMCFarty

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Lenoras Lament: A Tom Riddle Tale by lenoraslament

"I never want to feel like that again" Lenora said, Tom felt like he saw a spark in her eye. "Let me teach you more dark magic" he brushed hair out of her face, "and you never will". This is not a story of two kind lovers. The first installment Lenora was cold, smart and cunning. Until. Until that night. Two mudbloods stole something from her, a piece of her she couldn't get back. She finds solace and healing in the unlikely ally of her longtime acquaintance Tom Riddle. Who was just as cold and cunning as she used to be. Together they transcend the laws of magic, breaking their own personal boundaries as well as the laws of Hogwarts. Readers beware, these are not the type of characters you root for. Remember this is Tom Riddle we're talking about. [all character except for Lenora, belong to JK Rowling]

The Silver Fighter | ✓ by LiseR05

"I already killed your mother, Cam." As the words left my enemy's mouth like a mocking sneer, I growled under my breath at the mention of my old name. Memories started to boil up that I had been wanting to squash deep into my heart. Bad memories. "As you can guess, I'm here to finish the job." He continued with that ever-present sinister smirk on his face. And in that moment, a sudden burst of confidence just appeared within me. Or blatant stupidity. 'I'll take either one.' I silently admitted to myself. I rolled my eyes at his so-called 'threat', not really intimidated in the least. "Yeah, like that went so well the first time. The first time, you fucked up enough to get caught by the police." I pointed out. "The second time, your grown-ass men got their asses handed to them by two teenagers." I snorted at him. "Your odds aren't looking too good here, Berti." ~•~ Losing her father? Lovely. Getting in a car accident with her aunt, uncle, and cousin and being the sole survivor? Fantastic. Losing her mother because a deranged psychopath holds a grudge even better than The Grinch? Amazing. Being ostracized from her own family save from her paternal grandparents, and getting the blame for her mother's death? Cherry on top of the cake. Having to make sure three idiotic twats don't get themselves killed because they couldn't mind their own bloody business? Bloody hell, that's an entire ice cream cake with ten pounds of gummy bears. ~•~ Join Grace Stanton as she faces her demons and the demons of her past all while trying not to commit murder against her three new friends. Fun times. (First book in the Gilded series) ~•~ [#1 Streetracer - 4/21/21] [#1 Gangs - 9/16/21] [#1 Boxer - 9/12/21] [#1 Fighter - 12/11/21] [#2 Boxing - 9/3/21] [#1 Girlpower - 2/12/21]

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My Friend and I wrote these stories as a joke please don't take any of this seriously. We had so much fun writing these please enjoy. These are random characters with no correlation to each other unless specified. P.S. We have no relation to the Riddler? Let us know any cursed pairs to do next and comment your opinion if you want, even if they're mean we want all the smoke FR FR.