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squash squad → the raven cycle crack

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adamparrish bluesargent crack crackfic gansey humor murdersquashsong noahczerny ronanlynch theravencycle trc

\ this is really bad and was written on a dare lmao dont read it /



1ce apon a tim, ther was 10 losers who caled themselfs teh squash squad. teh squash squad iz incredbley nerdy n r obsesd wit tis dummass bok serys caled teh raven cycle. on teh halowen thy desided to hav trc themd costums. butt some1 *glares @ eri* wuz a fukin dummass n somhow got aholed of rel magicel sychic stuf insted of fak 1s n idk how butt it gets thm all actuly stuk in teh trc wurld n basikaly kaos

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[This is a FANfiction. The story world and the characters Blue Sargent, Gansey, Adam Parrish, Ronan Lynch, Noah Czerny, Maura Sargent, Calla, and Gwenllian belong to Maggie Stiefvater.]

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