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Random BAnD Jokes

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Anything_Random

-stuff andyhurley anything brendonurie fob ihaveproblems joetrohman luvyewww panic patrickstump petewentz random stupid-corny-jokes wattys2016 what-the-stump

This is just random jokes that I came up with about FOB, Panic, and a few more. If I accidentally copy a joke, plz forgive and tell me. I did not intentionally do that. Also, if I do decide to use contain not made by me, I will totally give credit. This is for fun purposes only and not to make fun of these AMAZING bands!!!

Enjoy!!

**Some language**
**May embarrass MYSELF and fellow Fandors! (Is that a new word to the Pat-U-Lary!?)
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BAnD Joke Series.
Book One: Random Edition
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(Needs editing).All Rights Reserved

-stuff andyhurley anything brendonurie fob ihaveproblems joetrohman luvyewww panic patrickstump petewentz random stupid-corny-jokes wattys2016 what-the-stump

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Jet Pack Blues (Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz x reader) by GloomNotFound

You were a huge fan of Fall Out Boy. When you see they are holding a competition to have someone tour with them, of course you enter. However, you did not know that you would win, or that two of the band members would end up catching feelings for you. What will happen on this tour? IM APOLOGIZING IN ADVANCE, THIS IS VERY CRINGEY. I WROTE IT CLOSE TO 3 YEARS AGO AS SOMEWHAT OF A JOKE AND ONLY MY FRIEND WAS READING MY FICS AT THE TIME ON A GOOGLE DOC SO THEY WERENT TOO SERIOUS. IM HOPING MY MORE RECENT ONES ARE BETTER. BUT YEAH, THIS ISNT THAT GOOD SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Highest ranking: #6 in fobfanfic

INSATIABLE by Dara57

He brought his hands up and tucked my hair behind my ear. coming closer to my ear "Do i arouse you?" he whispered, making my knees weak "I can feel the heat radiating off you and i know you are soaking wet already" What the hell? Pushing him off me i straightened up and glared at him "You are now my boss starting tomorrow and i dont think it is appropriate to use comments like that with an employee." He suddenly jammed on the elevator emergency button, causing the elevator to stop. "Really? That would make this more exciting and easier. "I am attracted to you, you are attracted to me. Lets fuck and be fine" I stared at him wide eyed Has this man gone mad? I admit that he is hot and affects me a little but that doesn't mean i want to jump into bed with him, he is my boss for crying out loud and i really need this job" He was now standing in front of me with his face close to mine staring at my lips. I want to kiss you" He whispered making me feel chills all over my body. ***************************************************** Blake Greyson wasn't born with a silver spoon but he worked all his life to get to the top. Too as one of the eligible billionaires in Florida with his beautiful girlfriend Anna by his side every step away. Mellisa Wakefield is a young woman in her early twenties who is yet to get her life together. She fails miserably in whatever she does and her sister never misses the opportunity to remind her of how much of a loser she was until she got a job at Greyson's enterprise. Two different people tangled into a life of love, sex and betrayal.

Only Summer Loves October - Ryden by BritishDownpour

A Ryden AU fan fiction, set in the 90's. Featuring past and current line up of P!ATD, plus members of other bands. Ryan/Brendon 1st POV. Trigger warnings: Substance abuse (alcohol + drugs), violence, sex, death, torture references. All characters are completely fictional and do not reflect the real life of the person they're based on. Please forgive me & let me know if you notice any errors in the story and I'll get these updated asap, either with spelling/grammar or not being factually correct (I'm British so bound to make some mistakes). Part One - Completed Part Two - Coming soon

~kidnapped by Fall Out Boy~ by gay4frerard

Patrick Stump falls head over heels for a fan of his own Kaddles (pronounced kettles). Kaddles doesn't know about Patrick's love for her though Elisa ( Patrick's wife) does. the rest of the crew (Andy Pete and Joe) decide to give Patrick a surprise and KIDNAP KADDLES! yes. they are going to go all "psycho scary girls from youngblood chronicles"!! I can't say what else happens but I hope you read to find out! *SEXUAL CONTENT AND MAYBE SOME BAND SHIPPING LIKE PETERICK* okay enjoy!!!! :D

How To Save Rock And Roll by zhappymess

COMPLETED . In 2015, everything looked perfect in the life of all these rockstars, but one day, they started to disappear. Nobody knew what was happening, maybe they were just taking a break, but all at once, isn't that weird. One day, as Patrick came back home, his girlfriend (you) disappeared too. He thought you left him but will soon discover what happened to you, and all the other band members who disappeared. If you're not comfortable with "Y/N" being a woman, you can change the pronounce while reading the story, or instead of using "you" use "she". See what I mean? Wrote the first chapters a while ago, I improved my writing while writing it so it gets better. In collaboration with rac06h10ael

Frerard OneShots (finished) by literally_mac

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POSSESSED - BRENDON URIE by brendonuriesgal

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Emo Quartet Imagines (FOB, P!ATD, MCR, TØP)ヽ('▽｀)/ by alphacurem0m

This imagines book is written ABOUT: Gerard Way (;^ω^)Mikey Way ヽ('▽｀)/(　＾∇＾)('ヮ') Frank Iero (∩_∩) Ray Toro (ﾟ∀ﾟ　) Patrick Stump (・∀・) Pete Wentz (*'∀｀*) Andy Hurley (☆∀☆) Joe Trohman (●'∀｀●) Brendon Urie (^.^） Josh Dun (^O^) Tyler Joseph （●＾д＾●） Sorry if you use other pronouns. I don't know how to write other genders. (('д｀))(('д｀))(('д｀))

XO (FOB FanFic ft. Brendon Urie) by rac06h10ael

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Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

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Jet Pack Blues (Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz x reader) cover

INSATIABLE cover

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~kidnapped by Fall Out Boy~ cover

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Emo Quartet Imagines (FOB, P!ATD, MCR, TØP)ヽ('▽｀)/ cover

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Jet Pack Blues (Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz x reader)

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