Random BAnD Jokes
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This is just random jokes that I came up with about FOB, Panic, and a few more. If I accidentally copy a joke, plz forgive and tell me. I did not intentionally do that. Also, if I do decide to use contain not made by me, I will totally give credit. This is for fun purposes only and not to make fun of these AMAZING bands!!!
Enjoy!!
**Some language**
**May embarrass MYSELF and fellow Fandors! (Is that a new word to the Pat-U-Lary!?)
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BAnD Joke Series.
Book One: Random Edition
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