My rants - because all my friends have started rants and honestly no offense but they're not rants. They're just short complaints. (I doubt that mine will be different but whatever. ;) Definition: *rant* /rant/ verb. 1. to speak or shout AT LENGTH in a wild, impassioned way. "She was still ranting on about the unfairness of it all." noun. noun: rant; plural noun: rants 1. a spell of ranting; a tirade. (tirade means LOOOONG) "his rants against organized religion" "he went into a rant about them" So yes. I will be impassioned and bitchy and stupid at times but that's what ranting's about. It really is.