That Time THO (GIRLS ONLY JOKES)

That Time THO (GIRLS ONLY JOKES)

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Boy or Men or others who are reading this you will have your own this is girls only. If you do qualify yourself as a 100% girl/girly the best have a test (www.helpself.com/purity.htm)(www.proprofs.com › Home › Create › Quizzes › Society › Boy). Let me know at the comments if you did test yourself.I hope this and the jokes make sense. If you have your own jokes than share it in the comments and I'll add you to the 2nd one and add your name.If some jokes already happened you shareX)thanks. 1.That time tho when your so relaxed/frustrated when you seat down on the toilet YOU FALL IN.ARRGHHHH 2.That time when you powder your nose and you get that chilly feeling.bluhbewlu 3.That time when you put to much food in your mouth and you SNEEZE on somebody/something. 4.That time when you thought it was a friday. 5.That time you think your very sick but your not. 6.That time when you keep on calling someone and when they look at you thats not who your calling(Random Person) 7.That time when you try to fight girly with slaps/waving hands around up and down someone really gets hurt. 8.That time when you think your really good in stick/sword fighting when you fight someone with sticks you get hit on the hand. 9.That time when you try to show off by throwing stuff in the air and it falls/slips your hand. 10.That time when you try to sneeze but you really can't 11.That time when you try to whistle in front of your friend but you don't know how you spit/give them saliva projectiles.
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Amnesia

*ON HOLD* *Previously known as Expiration Date* Every single day I get up and I feel my heart stop- just a bit. This is not me- I am not this person I let everyone see, someone happy and good humored. I am scared. But who isn't right? I can't let people hurt me, so I hurt myself. I don't want your pity- I want closure. I want to know what happened that night- the night that changed everything. And even though I am denying it- I want to share with someone to get reassurance of the fact that I am not mentally ill. ***Acknowledgments*** Thanks: To my readers- thank you for being there and bearing with me. To wreckedhavoc for my awesome-saucylicious cover. To CrimzSky for encouraging me to start this mess. To everyone who has critiqued my work and given me things to improve on. To everyone commenting on this story and telling me what you think. And most importantly to my cat, random things running through my mind, and caffeine. Nah, just kidding thank you guys for giving my book a shot- I never thought I'd be able to achieve what I have (even thought that is not that much in comparison to bestsellers). Dash

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