"What a Delicious Discovery Mr Trump!"
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Last published Fri, Feb 19, 2016
Ever feel the overwhelming urge to read an intense smut about Donald Trump? Want to embark on a pleasure filled journey following Ryden, the famous stripper and Trump, the man of his dreams? The you've come to the right place. Follow this shitshow and enjoy the ecstasy within these few chapters that will surely rival 50 Shades of Grey.
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