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Parts 16
Time 2h 45m

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Tired of his "appalling" life as a prince, Cylithan runs away from home and drags his faithful servant along with him. Together, they embark on a directionless journey across the world, doing their best to stay alive and out of trouble (but failing miserably).
  
Meanwhile, in a subtropical island paradise, a princess struggles to fight her destiny: being married off to some dimwit and becoming Queen of Land-of-people-she-doesn't-care-about. She is determined to escape that fate, even if it means dirtying her hands with blood. 
  
When the two personalities clash, Oresse--a very reluctant third-party member--must do his best to keep both the violent princess and the impulsive prince in line. After all, his very existence as at stake. But as he witnesses the events that unfold before him, Oresse is forced to face an earth-shattering truth:
  
  Nobody in his world has any common sense.
  
  --
  
  Satire. Based on a Brothers Grimm fairy-tale.All Rights Reserved

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Section F: Fairy Tales & Physicists by Reffster

With a princess killer to catch, a host of fairy-tale characters to wrangle and a crumbling career to resurrect, fallen hotshot Agent Fields has his hands full. And that's before the case leads to a story-obsessed, dimension-hopping scientist, hellbent on world domination. **** Dumped, demoted and assigned to the mysterious Section F, Fields' number one priority is reversing his sudden career-slide. Even more so after meeting his new partner, the borderline dangerous Agent Peregrine. A specialist in the Agency's most unconventional cases, she suspects the victims in a recent spate of murders are fairy-tale princesses from other worlds. And her prime suspect is story-lover and quantum-science genius Dr Frank Featherstone. Suspecting his partner is crazy, Fields' scepticism begins to wilt when the case leads to a comatose prince, a wisecracking witch and a very much alive princess, with a mean kick to the codpiece up her sleeve. What begins as a murder investigation spirals into a jaw-dropping, dimension-spanning race against time, as the two agents and their new offsiders battle monsters, dodge dragons and receive a first-hand hardcore lesson in fairy-tale lore, while trying to bag the bad guy - and just maybe save the world. *Formerly a Paid Story/Wattpad Original (so you know it must be good, huh?) but now free!*

The Second Generation: Journey to the Golden Kingdom by Lexi_RT

[BOOK ONE] Over half a century ago, the world was introduced to Elementals -- a new race of humans, gifted with special abilities to help restore the Earth to its former glory. Now, they rule kingdoms scattered around the world, using their gifts to help their societies. But now, it is coming time for their children to take over...and they could use some help...to say the least. This story centers around Renee Starling, Princess of Novaria and daughter of the late Queen Nebula and King Atlas. Her childhood is nothing but a foggy memory, but after her coronation, bits and pieces begin to string together. After learning about the tragic murder of her parents, Renee sets off to the Kingdom of Valon to avenge their death and save the hostage Prince, in perfect fairytale fashion. Except, Renee's life is not a fairytale, and in real life, it is much more difficult to save a Prince than the books make it seem. Discovering life altering secrets and facing moral dilemmas that concern the safety of her own kingdom, she teams up with Prince Chase to begin a new wave of Elemental intervention -- The Second Generation. And this is only the beginning...

Prince Charming Must Die by BrittanieCharmintine

THIS STORY IS NOW FREE! When a newlywed princess discovers her Prince Charming is married to six other royals, she brings the outraged spouses together to plot revenge. But will their story have a fairy tale ending? ***** Marrying Prince Charming was supposed to be the key to Princess Ashley's happily ever after. Instead, the princess finds herself abandoned for months at a time while Charming slays dragons and fights ogres in distant lands. Frustrated and lonely, she invites six neighboring royals -- five princesses and one prince -- to her kingdom for a week-long gala, hoping to ask for marriage advice. But after a few glasses of chardonnay, the truth comes out: there's only one Prince Charming, and they're all married to him. Obviously, Prince Charming must die. But as the royals set out on a dangerous quest for revenge, they must face foul-smelling armies, dark magic, evil stepsisters, and a troubling shortage of face cream. Soon they uncover an even more dastardly plot, and to save the Seven Kingdoms, the royals must risk everything to rewrite their Happily Ever After.

A Time Traveling Fairytale by ElsaS7

Fate leads those who are willing but must push those who are not. One might interpret this saying a bit too literal. After all, Elena did end up on the bottom of a hill in the middle of a forest, suffering several injuries. But do not worry, fate loves a rebel and has something magical stored for our sarcastic heroine. Time travel. An adventure in the 16th century was not something our main character had in mind, but when her path is built with music and joy, it can't be that bad, right? Oh, who am I kidding. . . At first glance, it seemed to be the perfect fairytale for our main character; being able to experience the medieval time and be surrounded by enchantment wherever she went. She even meets a monk, blessed with the gift of music, who shares her passion and is willing to teach Elena the secrets of the piano. It's perfect. But it was only the tip of the iceberg. Elena's piece of tranquility is broken when she stumbles into another mess, leaving her caged and alone in the forest. Fortunately for our heroine, a prince crosses her path, helping her in her need. One might see this as the Universe's way for entertainment, or the fate's bizarre tactics to bring people together. Whatever it might be, it did not stop Elena from catching the eye of the prince of a powerful kingdom. Before anyone knows what's even happening, they're caught in the middle of it all; like a cat trapped in a yarn. After all, even the stone you trip on is a part of your destiny. What happens when the Universe, and basically everything between hell and heaven, is against you? Simple: it's a journey filled with unforgettable events. So buckle up, folks, because you are in for a ride of pirates, songs, chases, jokes, and a broken soul. After all, there is no flying from fate.

Prince -ORIGIN by TichaStella

Summary of Prince's Origin (Part of "Enigmatic Truth") The story of Prince's Origin follows the journey of a young prince, who discovers his connection to a greater destiny. Born into a royal family, Prince's early life is marked by a sense of duty and a quiet longing for something beyond the confines of his world. His life takes a pivotal turn when he learns about the existence of multiple universes and the mysterious forces that govern them. Prince's origin is intertwined with the history of King Savue, whose soul, through a strange cosmic event, is divided into ten parts across different universes. As Prince begins to uncover the truth about his lineage, he realizes that he is one of the key fragments of Savue's soul. His journey becomes one of self-discovery, as he seeks to understand the connection between his existence and the broader cosmic struggle that spans across countless worlds. Alongside Prince, we meet several key characters from different universes, including Kaora from Suya (Universe 8), Aqui from Deiro (Universe 9), and Era from Haikom (Universe 10). Each of these individuals plays a vital role in uncovering the truth about the multiverse, the legacy of King Savue, and the ancient, hidden forces that threaten the balance of their worlds. As Prince grows in strength and understanding, he faces numerous challenges, including enemies who seek to exploit his unique position. He must decide whether to embrace his role in the grand cosmic scheme or carve his own path. The story of Prince's Origin explores themes of fate, legacy, and the power of choice as Prince's journey ultimately leads him to a confrontation with dark forces-forces that could either save or destroy the multiverse. In the end, the origins of Prince will reveal crucial truths about the nature of the universes and the role each individual plays in shaping their collective future.

Beloved "I am my beloved's and my beloved is mine" by PrincessAixa

I have always been a hopeless romantic, always daydreaming of my prince charming to come, sweep me off my feet and we would ride off into the sunset to our happily ever after. When you're a princess this type of idea could be possible but not in my case. I'm not your typical princess, yes I wear a crown, fancy dresses and like sparkles but I also love archery, riding my horse and escaping from the castle ever so often. At times I want to be able to get away from all of the responsibility and have an adventure, meet someone new, fall in love. But with a stern father, a stuck in the middle mother, crazy sisters and a captain of the guard that wont leave me alone, how can I accomplish my dreams. So what do I do? I do what I what I always do. I escape the castle walls and go to my private little spot in the forest. Only this time its different.......I meet someone who turns my whole world upside down, my beloved. In the Kingdom of Quisqueya ... what could possibly go wrong?

The Ten Year First Date by Gemmiejewel

Harry and Jeannie Taylor have been married for ten years. But now, thanks to Jeannie's new attitude towards life, they are on the verge of divorce. An all out battle begins as Harry finds himself driven out of his own house and accused of all sorts. Jeannie throws Harry a life line, to make her fall in love with him again or its over - for good! Harry is at a complete loss what to do, and it doesn't get any easier when the kind and gentle barmaid he has met on a night out appears on the scene. After a few disastrous attempts at seduction, Harry realises, after advice from those cloest to him, including best friend Ben, his Godson Mattie, and his sister and brother-in-law, Imogen and Ollie, that the only way he is going get his beloved wife back is to go back. Back to the very night that he proposed to her. London on Christimas Eve...

The duke's obsession with the three princes by Mervana_

In a kingdom full of political intrigue, forbidden romances, and... questionable dukes, three royal brothers face the ultimate test of wit, willpower, and the unbearable creepiness of one overly persistent duke, Alaric. Alistair, the stoic heir, remains unfazed by anything short of a natural disaster, while Damien, the sarcastic middle prince, spends most of his time dodging Alaric's advances with eye rolls and witty comebacks. Meanwhile, Cedric, the clueless third prince, has no idea what's going on but is clearly uncomfortable with every interaction. As the pervy duke continues his relentless pursuit of handsome royalty, the princes must navigate their lives while avoiding being cornered in dark hallways by the kingdom's creepiest noble. Between awkward dinner conversations, seduction attempts that would make a toad blush, and enough sarcasm to sink a ship, it's anyone's guess how these brothers will survive Alaric's antics without throwing him off a balcony first. Will the thorny royals outwit their lusty adversary, or will the cunning duke finally win the crown... and maybe a prince or two? Probably not, but it's fun to watch him try.

Ms Garden And Her CEO # by iokasom

Cold, distant, arrogant, possessive, determined, confident and a body blessed by the gods themselves. Xavier Maximilian a bachelor and one of the worlds richest and most powerful of men with his styles, physique, looks and satiable taste in women he is the envy of every man and the prince of every girls fairytale, but this prince has a dark past, one that would one day come around to haunt him again Rose Garden, a descent young woman with all the right curves, looks and Attributes. She never finished highschool due to her parents death and she also had a huge baggage to carry, her twin brother and sister. As she journeys into the world to find a job so she could meet the needs of her siblings and to make matters worst, her snobby grant aunt wants to claim the kids. But when she lands in the lair of Xavier Maximilian, nuclear missiles are fired, camp sights bombed and fireworks ignite. But rose had one problem, her mental ability to endure emotions. Will Xavier be able to help her stay on track, will rose seep through the cracks of his black tarnished heart and mend it, or will their love bring more harm than good? A love story filled with humor, little sexual tendencies and betrayal. Enjoy

The Female Bodyguard by Jing-Yi

"You have to stop doing that." "Stop doing what?" "Saying things that make me want to kiss you when I can't."    Becoming the prince's personal bodyguard should be a dream come true, shouldn't it? Good pay, palace life, but the real gem that everyone covets? A chance to captivate or simply befriend the future king. However, for Larissa Fable, being entrusted to safeguard Prince Casimir Hughes appears to be one of her greatest misgivings in life. Refusing to accept a female bodyguard, Casimir vows to brew more chaos than ever, going as far as burning an apartment to cinders. However, fate takes an unexpected turn when they embark on a clandestine journey in search of a missing princess. As they venture deeper, shadows of concealed truths, some irredeemably grave, begin to surface between them. Each revelation, a crack in the façade of appearances. Larissa cannot help but find herself teetering on the edge of a precipice that threatens not just her identity, but her very life. Yet, amidst the haunting echoes of secrets, Larissa and Casimir find themselves drawn together in ways neither anticipated. A stolen glance lingers a second too long and their hearts race incomprehensibly, an illicit melody of emotions. Bound by agonising lies and a growing yet forbidden desire for one another, they stand at the edge of a treacherous and uncertain future - a place where love and fate collide in a perilous dance. ~~~ A blossoming love story between a girl with a radical dream and a reckless prince she, unfortunately, has to rely on for it to come true.    Amazing cover by @tzehleng Pictures used in banners, covers and any graphics are not owned by me, all credits belong to the owners of those images.

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Section F: Fairy Tales & Physicists cover

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A Time Traveling Fairytale cover

Prince -ORIGIN cover

Beloved "I am my beloved's and my beloved is mine" cover

The Ten Year First Date cover

The duke's obsession with the three princes cover

Ms Garden And Her CEO # cover

The Female Bodyguard cover

Section F: Fairy Tales & Physicists

With a princess killer to catch, a host of fairy-tale characters to wrangle and a crumbling career to resurrect, fallen hotshot Agent Fields has his hands full. And that's before the case leads to a story-obsessed, dimension-hopping scientist, hellbent on world domination. **** Dumped, demoted and assigned to the mysterious Section F, Fields' number one priority is reversing his sudden career-slide. Even more so after meeting his new partner, the borderline dangerous Agent Peregrine. A specialist in the Agency's most unconventional cases, she suspects the victims in a recent spate of murders are fairy-tale princesses from other worlds. And her prime suspect is story-lover and quantum-science genius Dr Frank Featherstone. Suspecting his partner is crazy, Fields' scepticism begins to wilt when the case leads to a comatose prince, a wisecracking witch and a very much alive princess, with a mean kick to the codpiece up her sleeve. What begins as a murder investigation spirals into a jaw-dropping, dimension-spanning race against time, as the two agents and their new offsiders battle monsters, dodge dragons and receive a first-hand hardcore lesson in fairy-tale lore, while trying to bag the bad guy - and just maybe save the world. Formerly a Paid Story/Wattpad Original (so you know it must be good, huh?) but now free!