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Tired of his "appalling" life as a prince, Cylithan runs away from home and drags his faithful servant along with him. Together, they embark on a directionless journey across the world, doing their best to stay alive and out of trouble (but failing miserably).
  
Meanwhile, in a subtropical island paradise, a princess struggles to fight her destiny: being married off to some dimwit and becoming Queen of Land-of-people-she-doesn't-care-about. She is determined to escape that fate, even if it means dirtying her hands with blood. 
  
When the two personalities clash, Oresse--a very reluctant third-party member--must do his best to keep both the violent princess and the impulsive prince in line. After all, his very existence as at stake. But as he witnesses the events that unfold before him, Oresse is forced to face an earth-shattering truth:
  
  Nobody in his world has any common sense.
  
  --
  
  Satire. Based on a Brothers Grimm fairy-tale.All Rights Reserved

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A Royal Mess by cornfusedwriter

Alexis is an ordinary girl with a normal life until she encounters a prince and discovers a bewildering secret. Now Alexis Parker is a mess or shall I say her life is a big, steaming, filled to the brim, kind of mess. This is the journey of a teenage girl who is left with no other choice but to move out of her comfort zone, out of the place she calls home and out into the strange unusual world if she wants to learn the truth about who she really is. There will be pranks (she lives by the rule go big or go home), life changing choices (she's shit at making them), a crazy royal family (they'll deny this notion), an arranged betrothal side by side a budding highschool romance (everything you could want multiplied by 2). Take a leap of faith and explore this royal mess..

A Time Traveling Fairytale by ElsaS7

Fate leads those who are willing but must push those who are not. One might interpret this saying a bit too literal. After all, Elena did end up on the bottom of a hill in the middle of a forest, suffering several injuries. But do not worry, fate loves a rebel and has something magical stored for our sarcastic heroine. Time travel. An adventure in the 16th century was not something our main character had in mind, but when her path is built with music and joy, it can't be that bad, right? Oh, who am I kidding. . . At first glance, it seemed to be the perfect fairytale for our main character; being able to experience the medieval time and be surrounded by enchantment wherever she went. She even meets a monk, blessed with the gift of music, who shares her passion and is willing to teach Elena the secrets of the piano. It's perfect. But it was only the tip of the iceberg. Elena's piece of tranquility is broken when she stumbles into another mess, leaving her caged and alone in the forest. Fortunately for our heroine, a prince crosses her path, helping her in her need. One might see this as the Universe's way for entertainment, or the fate's bizarre tactics to bring people together. Whatever it might be, it did not stop Elena from catching the eye of the prince of a powerful kingdom. Before anyone knows what's even happening, they're caught in the middle of it all; like a cat trapped in a yarn. After all, even the stone you trip on is a part of your destiny. What happens when the Universe, and basically everything between hell and heaven, is against you? Simple: it's a journey filled with unforgettable events. So buckle up, folks, because you are in for a ride of pirates, songs, chases, jokes, and a broken soul. After all, there is no flying from fate.

Unlocked by 00Warr

Ally has lived a normal life. Other then her headaches, will to stay away from other people, and the weird way light acts around her, she's completely ordinary. Until now. When she stumbles into a world full of magic and fantastical creatures only the most creative of minds could dream up, she figures out she's much more than your typical teenager. But there are rumors, rumors of danger. A queen, a queen who wants her head. And a boy. A boy who could be her beginning or end. Ally has heard that this world is not what it seems. It's dangerous, and she has a role to play while fighting to survive in doing so. One wrong step and it could all crumble before her. But the people think of her as a threat, and are willing to do anything to see her end. Confused and alone, Ally must try to find her way home, wanting to be free of it all. But it haunts her, and will never let her go. She must struggle through all the lies, and find out where she belongs in the process.

Just Us Alone (girl x girl) COMPLETED by ReaTheSapphicGoddess

Iris has lived her entire life in the prison of royalty. New princes coming every day, attempting to entice her into marriage. Eventually, one prince takes it too far and Iris runs off into the depths of a nearby forest. Alette has been living in the forest since she was 13. After escaping a forced marriage, she has been hiding in a small shelter for 3 years. When Iris arrives in Alette's sanctuary she immediately recognizes another girl in need. Through shared experiences, the girls bond, forming a team. But neithers' troubles are over yet. Especially when a sketchy witch comes into play. Trigger Warnings: - Suicide - Major character death - Attempted rape - Language - Borderline smut/Implied smut *And yes, if you couldn't already tell by the title and cover, this work features lgbtq+ themes and characters. If that makes you uncomfortable or goes against your religion, consider this your fair warning to either leave your homophobia at the door or not read this. Remember, love is love! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

The Ten Year First Date by Gemmiejewel

Harry and Jeannie Taylor have been married for ten years. But now, thanks to Jeannie's new attitude towards life, they are on the verge of divorce. An all out battle begins as Harry finds himself driven out of his own house and accused of all sorts. Jeannie throws Harry a life line, to make her fall in love with him again or its over - for good! Harry is at a complete loss what to do, and it doesn't get any easier when the kind and gentle barmaid he has met on a night out appears on the scene. After a few disastrous attempts at seduction, Harry realises, after advice from those cloest to him, including best friend Ben, his Godson Mattie, and his sister and brother-in-law, Imogen and Ollie, that the only way he is going get his beloved wife back is to go back. Back to the very night that he proposed to her. London on Christimas Eve...

The Female Bodyguard by Jing-Yi

"You have to stop doing that." "Stop doing what?" "Saying things that make me want to kiss you when I can't."    Becoming the prince's personal bodyguard should be a dream come true, shouldn't it? Good pay, palace life, but the real gem that everyone covets? A chance to captivate or simply befriend the future king. However, for Larissa Fable, being entrusted to safeguard Prince Casimir Hughes appears to be one of her greatest misgivings in life. Refusing to accept a female bodyguard, Casimir vows to brew more chaos than ever, going as far as burning an apartment to cinders. However, fate takes an unexpected turn when they embark on a clandestine journey in search of a missing princess. As they venture deeper, shadows of concealed truths, some irredeemably grave, begin to surface between them. Each revelation, a crack in the façade of appearances. Larissa cannot help but find herself teetering on the edge of a precipice that threatens not just her identity, but her very life. Yet, amidst the haunting echoes of secrets, Larissa and Casimir find themselves drawn together in ways neither anticipated. A stolen glance lingers a second too long and their hearts race incomprehensibly, an illicit melody of emotions. Bound by agonising lies and a growing yet forbidden desire for one another, they stand at the edge of a treacherous and uncertain future - a place where love and fate collide in a perilous dance. ~~~ A blossoming love story between a girl with a radical dream and a reckless prince she, unfortunately, has to rely on for it to come true.    Amazing cover by @tzehleng Pictures used in banners, covers and any graphics are not owned by me, all credits belong to the owners of those images.

The Second Generation: Journey to the Golden Kingdom by Lexi_RT

[BOOK ONE] Over half a century ago, the world was introduced to Elementals -- a new race of humans, gifted with special abilities to help restore the Earth to its former glory. Now, they rule kingdoms scattered around the world, using their gifts to help their societies. But now, it is coming time for their children to take over...and they could use some help...to say the least. This story centers around Renee Starling, Princess of Novaria and daughter of the late Queen Nebula and King Atlas. Her childhood is nothing but a foggy memory, but after her coronation, bits and pieces begin to string together. After learning about the tragic murder of her parents, Renee sets off to the Kingdom of Valon to avenge their death and save the hostage Prince, in perfect fairytale fashion. Except, Renee's life is not a fairytale, and in real life, it is much more difficult to save a Prince than the books make it seem. Discovering life altering secrets and facing moral dilemmas that concern the safety of her own kingdom, she teams up with Prince Chase to begin a new wave of Elemental intervention -- The Second Generation. And this is only the beginning...

The Villainess Became The Male Lead's Secretary by 7SevenFive5

Picture this: I suddenly find myself in a medieval fantasy world, like the ones I used to gobble up in books. But here's the comical conundrum: I've got no clue which exact story realm I've landed in. Well, you see, I have a habit of ditching books faster than a rabbit on roller skates if they don't captivate me. So now, I'm stuck navigating this new world armed with nothing but recycled plotlines, overused clichés, and predictable story arcs. It's like I'm playing a game with rules as simple as connecting the dots, but with my luck, it'll probably end up being more like connecting the dots during an earthquake! Who knows what kind of hilariously bizarre situations I'll find myself in? Original Story.

Ms Garden And Her CEO # by iokasom

Cold, distant, arrogant, possessive, determined, confident and a body blessed by the gods themselves. Xavier Maximilian a bachelor and one of the worlds richest and most powerful of men with his styles, physique, looks and satiable taste in women he is the envy of every man and the prince of every girls fairytale, but this prince has a dark past, one that would one day come around to haunt him again Rose Garden, a descent young woman with all the right curves, looks and Attributes. She never finished highschool due to her parents death and she also had a huge baggage to carry, her twin brother and sister. As she journeys into the world to find a job so she could meet the needs of her siblings and to make matters worst, her snobby grant aunt wants to claim the kids. But when she lands in the lair of Xavier Maximilian, nuclear missiles are fired, camp sights bombed and fireworks ignite. But rose had one problem, her mental ability to endure emotions. Will Xavier be able to help her stay on track, will rose seep through the cracks of his black tarnished heart and mend it, or will their love bring more harm than good? A love story filled with humor, little sexual tendencies and betrayal. Enjoy

The Next Cinderella by romimoondi

Cinderella has found her prince and the Enchanted Kingdom is flourishing, but in a land far, far away...there's another kingdom that's seriously missing the glamour. Here in the Enraptured Kingdom, peasants starve, the royals waste every coin on themselves, and somewhere deep in the village, Myrielle's rage against the kingdom grows, as she tries to support her family amidst all the greed. When all seems lost, Fairy Godmother visits with an offer to sponsor a search for the next Cinderella, which will help the kingdom escape its bankruptcy woes. What a relief! Except...if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Despite the warning bells, Myrielle signs up to the Bachelor-like contest to find the next Cinderella. She'll ready, she's focused, and she'll jump through every hoop the contest entails if there's a chance to help her struggling family. As for love....it's the last thing on her mind! She's made of stone! Haha! In other words...yes, will definitely fall in love (sigh), but what will she do when the love goes against every aspect of her contest-winning plan? Can happy endings exist when damsels don't need saving?

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A Royal Mess

Alexis is an ordinary girl with a normal life until she encounters a prince and discovers a bewildering secret. Now Alexis Parker is a mess or shall I say her life is a big, steaming, filled to the brim, kind of mess. This is the journey of a teenage girl who is left with no other choice but to move out of her comfort zone, out of the place she calls home and out into the strange unusual world if she wants to learn the truth about who she really is. There will be pranks (she lives by the rule go big or go home), life changing choices (she's shit at making them), a crazy royal family (they'll deny this notion), an arranged betrothal side by side a budding highschool romance (everything you could want multiplied by 2). Take a leap of faith and explore this royal mess..