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Purely Logical

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Parts 16
Time 2h 45m

adventure fairytale fantasy fiction humor prince princess retelling riddle romance royalty satire

Tired of his "appalling" life as a prince, Cylithan runs away from home and drags his faithful servant along with him. Together, they embark on a directionless journey across the world, doing their best to stay alive and out of trouble (but failing miserably).
  
Meanwhile, in a subtropical island paradise, a princess struggles to fight her destiny: being married off to some dimwit and becoming Queen of Land-of-people-she-doesn't-care-about. She is determined to escape that fate, even if it means dirtying her hands with blood. 
  
When the two personalities clash, Oresse--a very reluctant third-party member--must do his best to keep both the violent princess and the impulsive prince in line. After all, his very existence as at stake. But as he witnesses the events that unfold before him, Oresse is forced to face an earth-shattering truth:
  
  Nobody in his world has any common sense.
  
  --
  
  Satire. Based on a Brothers Grimm fairy-tale.All Rights Reserved

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Beloved "I am my beloved's and my beloved is mine" by PrincessAixa

I have always been a hopeless romantic, always daydreaming of my prince charming to come, sweep me off my feet and we would ride off into the sunset to our happily ever after. When you're a princess this type of idea could be possible but not in my case. I'm not your typical princess, yes I wear a crown, fancy dresses and like sparkles but I also love archery, riding my horse and escaping from the castle ever so often. At times I want to be able to get away from all of the responsibility and have an adventure, meet someone new, fall in love. But with a stern father, a stuck in the middle mother, crazy sisters and a captain of the guard that wont leave me alone, how can I accomplish my dreams. So what do I do? I do what I what I always do. I escape the castle walls and go to my private little spot in the forest. Only this time its different.......I meet someone who turns my whole world upside down, my beloved. In the Kingdom of Quisqueya ... what could possibly go wrong?

The duke's obsession with the three princes by Mervana_

In a kingdom full of political intrigue, forbidden romances, and... questionable dukes, three royal brothers face the ultimate test of wit, willpower, and the unbearable creepiness of one overly persistent duke, Alaric. Alistair, the stoic heir, remains unfazed by anything short of a natural disaster, while Damien, the sarcastic middle prince, spends most of his time dodging Alaric's advances with eye rolls and witty comebacks. Meanwhile, Cedric, the clueless third prince, has no idea what's going on but is clearly uncomfortable with every interaction. As the pervy duke continues his relentless pursuit of handsome royalty, the princes must navigate their lives while avoiding being cornered in dark hallways by the kingdom's creepiest noble. Between awkward dinner conversations, seduction attempts that would make a toad blush, and enough sarcasm to sink a ship, it's anyone's guess how these brothers will survive Alaric's antics without throwing him off a balcony first. Will the thorny royals outwit their lusty adversary, or will the cunning duke finally win the crown... and maybe a prince or two? Probably not, but it's fun to watch him try.

The Ten Year First Date by Gemmiejewel

Harry and Jeannie Taylor have been married for ten years. But now, thanks to Jeannie's new attitude towards life, they are on the verge of divorce. An all out battle begins as Harry finds himself driven out of his own house and accused of all sorts. Jeannie throws Harry a life line, to make her fall in love with him again or its over - for good! Harry is at a complete loss what to do, and it doesn't get any easier when the kind and gentle barmaid he has met on a night out appears on the scene. After a few disastrous attempts at seduction, Harry realises, after advice from those cloest to him, including best friend Ben, his Godson Mattie, and his sister and brother-in-law, Imogen and Ollie, that the only way he is going get his beloved wife back is to go back. Back to the very night that he proposed to her. London on Christimas Eve...

A Royal Mess by cornfusedwriter

Alexis is an ordinary girl with a normal life until she encounters a prince and discovers a bewildering secret. Now Alexis Parker is a mess or shall I say her life is a big, steaming, filled to the brim, kind of mess. This is the journey of a teenage girl who is left with no other choice but to move out of her comfort zone, out of the place she calls home and out into the strange unusual world if she wants to learn the truth about who she really is. There will be pranks (she lives by the rule go big or go home), life changing choices (she's shit at making them), a crazy royal family (they'll deny this notion), an arranged betrothal side by side a budding highschool romance (everything you could want multiplied by 2). Take a leap of faith and explore this royal mess..

Just Us Alone (girl x girl) COMPLETED by ReaTheSapphicGoddess

Iris has lived her entire life in the prison of royalty. New princes coming every day, attempting to entice her into marriage. Eventually, one prince takes it too far and Iris runs off into the depths of a nearby forest. Alette has been living in the forest since she was 13. After escaping a forced marriage, she has been hiding in a small shelter for 3 years. When Iris arrives in Alette's sanctuary she immediately recognizes another girl in need. Through shared experiences, the girls bond, forming a team. But neithers' troubles are over yet. Especially when a sketchy witch comes into play. Trigger Warnings: - Suicide - Major character death - Attempted rape - Language - Borderline smut/Implied smut *And yes, if you couldn't already tell by the title and cover, this work features lgbtq+ themes and characters. If that makes you uncomfortable or goes against your religion, consider this your fair warning to either leave your homophobia at the door or not read this. Remember, love is love! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

The Next Cinderella by romimoondi

Cinderella has found her prince and the Enchanted Kingdom is flourishing, but in a land far, far away...there's another kingdom that's seriously missing the glamour. Here in the Enraptured Kingdom, peasants starve, the royals waste every coin on themselves, and somewhere deep in the village, Myrielle's rage against the kingdom grows, as she tries to support her family amidst all the greed. When all seems lost, Fairy Godmother visits with an offer to sponsor a search for the next Cinderella, which will help the kingdom escape its bankruptcy woes. What a relief! Except...if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Despite the warning bells, Myrielle signs up to the Bachelor-like contest to find the next Cinderella. She'll ready, she's focused, and she'll jump through every hoop the contest entails if there's a chance to help her struggling family. As for love....it's the last thing on her mind! She's made of stone! Haha! In other words...yes, will definitely fall in love (sigh), but what will she do when the love goes against every aspect of her contest-winning plan? Can happy endings exist when damsels don't need saving?

Ms Garden And Her CEO # by iokasom

Cold, distant, arrogant, possessive, determined, confident and a body blessed by the gods themselves. Xavier Maximilian a bachelor and one of the worlds richest and most powerful of men with his styles, physique, looks and satiable taste in women he is the envy of every man and the prince of every girls fairytale, but this prince has a dark past, one that would one day come around to haunt him again Rose Garden, a descent young woman with all the right curves, looks and Attributes. She never finished highschool due to her parents death and she also had a huge baggage to carry, her twin brother and sister. As she journeys into the world to find a job so she could meet the needs of her siblings and to make matters worst, her snobby grant aunt wants to claim the kids. But when she lands in the lair of Xavier Maximilian, nuclear missiles are fired, camp sights bombed and fireworks ignite. But rose had one problem, her mental ability to endure emotions. Will Xavier be able to help her stay on track, will rose seep through the cracks of his black tarnished heart and mend it, or will their love bring more harm than good? A love story filled with humor, little sexual tendencies and betrayal. Enjoy

FAIRY GODFATHER |Unleashed His Highness Useless Fairy...Eh...(^o^)?| by mis4-2n8

(Genre: COMEDY, ADVENTURE.... WARNING: NO ROMANCE) Tired of fairytale romance?! then try this twisted fairytale \(^O^)/ so you'll understand that it's better to read romance than this harharhar... Intro.... A dashing and handsome prince charming who only want a wife but end up having a useless fairy-godfather instead... Will Godfather be able to help the prince or make his life a living h*ll?...coz he sounds and look suspicious in any rate...harharhar ENJOY!

The Villainess Became The Male Lead's Secretary by 7SevenFive5

Picture this: I suddenly find myself in a medieval fantasy world, like the ones I used to gobble up in books. But here's the comical conundrum: I've got no clue which exact story realm I've landed in. Well, you see, I have a habit of ditching books faster than a rabbit on roller skates if they don't captivate me. So now, I'm stuck navigating this new world armed with nothing but recycled plotlines, overused clichés, and predictable story arcs. It's like I'm playing a game with rules as simple as connecting the dots, but with my luck, it'll probably end up being more like connecting the dots during an earthquake! Who knows what kind of hilariously bizarre situations I'll find myself in? Original Story.

She May be Evil by juliannaaamp

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A Royal Mess cover

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