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Reads 2,154
Votes 185
Parts 55
Time 30m

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#10 in puberty apparently

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[✔︎] 𝙿𝙾𝙿𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂 - 𝑠𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑠𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑦𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑖 by -BABYXRED-

𝐴𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑡 𝑌/𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠 𝑎 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑎 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑏𝑖𝑐 𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒. 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝 𝑓𝑢𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑦 𝑙𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑌/𝑛 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒. 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑢𝑝, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑏𝑦𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒, ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠... ----- 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠, 𝐼 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 15 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦.

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❝ 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 ❞ - @𝟹𝟷𝟺𝙺𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚗 ❝𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢❞ - @𝟽_𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚕_𝟽 ❝ 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕 ❞ - @𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚓𝚒𝚔𝟶𝟶𝟷 ❝𝚄 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 ❞ - @𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚗𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 ❝ 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 ❞- @𝙼𝚘𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚛 ❝ 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 ❞ - @_𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐_𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕_ ✵✵✵ ❗ᵀᵃᵇᵒᵒ ˢᵘᵇʲᵉᶜᵗˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵃʳᶜᵃˢᵐ ᵍᵘᵃʳᵃⁿᵗᵉᵉᵈ❗ ᴊᴀʏᴅᴇɴ ᴄʀɪᴍꜱᴏɴ is not an ordinary 17-year-old. As crazy as it sounds like, he can read minds and found out when he was just in nursery school. Exposing himself was the worst mistake he could ever do, but what else to expect from a little child, who was excited to brag about it? Bullies started calling him 'ꜰʀᴇᴀᴋ' until he reached high school, making his life miserable. His only best friend ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀʀʏ decided to stand with him against all odds, even though he has his own struggles to face. Soon his friendship circle grows, when the new student, ꜱᴀɢᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ stands up for him one day. After all the blood, sweat and tears he discovers that everyone seems to be battling with their own life, including the ones who seem to have it all. Started: someday in May 2020 Ended: 12/04/2020 Copyright © 2020 M.L (ORIGINAL WATTPAD BOO

The Sex God's Trilogy by Youreguiltypleasure

"You have no fucking idea how long I've been wanting to do this." He started with my heals as he kneeled between my legs. He removed the right one first dragging it out as he grazed my foot with his fingertips. The next one came off and my breath hitched as his gaze trained on the soaking wet spot between my legs. "Do you wax or shave?" "Wax." My voice was quiet making sure to mind my vocabulary. His intake of breath followed by his hands trailing up and up until it reached the zipper of my dress. Unzipping me he stood up to tug the dress off me to fall on the floor. My white lacy set of borrowed lingerie were fully exposed to him now and he was taking his time to look me over. As if I was some prized possession he's always wanted. He undid the white bra making my breasts bounce. "Spread your legs for me." ********* Rose Chase, dedicated med student had her entire life planned out. Until the day she walked into her apartment to find her boyfriend fucking her guy best friend. Devastated and questioning her own sexiness she rushes in the club with a vendetta a world now knew who she was.. Mason Coldwell, spoiled rotten sex god and ex friend of Rose Chase. Going out one night for a night of fun after revealing Rose's identity to the world. He goes out to a club to alleviate the old scars Rose opened up and to his surprise finds the very virgin Rose in his bed in the morning. At least she WAS a virgin. Who would have thought, the man she thought to be her demise, might be her salvation. (Mature scenes 18+ recommended to read) Highest rating #2 in romcom. ;)

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"Can I ask you a question?" Alexander says looking me in the eyes while laying back and holding a blunt. "Mhm, ask away.." I replied curiously, focusing on him. "Are you a virgin?" He says looking me in the eyes. I gulped surprised at the question he just gave me. I nod innocently knowing I'm already blushin' "Yes.." I Answer, "Ye ye." He smirked sitting back inhaling his blunt. I raise my eyebrow confused then he looks back at me. "You can't be a virgin." He says staring at me. "..And why's that?" I question. "Sweetheart, you just walked past me and I'm already hard." I bite my bottom lip, "don't do that.." he trails, eyes dark. "Why.." I say looking him deep in the eyes seeing him tense up. "It does things to me..." he starts, "what things?" I say innocently, He then moves closer to me, takes my hand and puts it on his rock hard dick. I widen my eyes. He comes closer and I could feel his hot breath on my neck, then whispers in my ear, "Bad things..." ••• ⚠️mature content⚠️ ⚠️smut warning⚠️ Finished: 5th September, 2021 <3

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I'm excited for this one! As I'm watching her being laid to rest, it occurs to me that I know less about life than I do about death. She's gone, and I'm still here. If she wanted anything, she wanted me to live, but as long as I'm here, I'm not living. Life is fragile, or so I've heard. Ashes to ashes dust to dust. If I'm going to live at all starting over is a must. Some are gone, but some are still here. I need to get out of here to somewhere I can trust. I've got little too lose and much to gain. No matter what anyone thinks, I'm not to blame. So fuck it. What is the worst that could happen? I'm going to pack my bags and see what happens. It's completely worth taking my chances. ~ Anonymous ~

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