Summoning Cthulhu!

Have you always wanted to summon a creature who can destroy the world? Do you want to doom humanity by bringing havoc and despair upon this world? Look no further! This is a guide about how to summon the god named Cthulhu, a monstrosity who will fulfill your dream of destroying this world in one of the worst ways possible.

Have fun!

(For those who think this is actually real, no, as if you could summon a bloody demon, or god, whatever this octopus man is. This stupid "guide" is just a joke.

Or is it???)