Caring for Idiots

Hi! My name is Heather. You may think I'm the most popular girl in high school. More like smallest. I'm just your average small, delicate, pretty idiot. Especially since I live with one. Do you watch "Best Friends Whenever"? Yes! Good, because my parents are gone doing something stupid. I forgot what because its been a full four months. Small body, small memory? That was always my theory. Anyways, instead of Shelby, which I wouldn't mind, I am stuck living with Luke Hemmings. What's that? You think we are going to have a mixed up relationship? Hell no!
You would think your eyeballs would fall out if you roll them a lot. It can't happen. Trust me! Living with a idiot who gets drunk with his friends every Friday night when Liz ain't home. Speaking of his friends, there's Michael Clifford, Calum Hood, and Ashton Irwin. They say weird things when they're drunk, especially Ashton. Believe me, I take care of them when it happens.

My life is just full of immature hottie's!