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A Dash Of Magic With A Side Of Sarcasm.

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[Rewritten after 2 years as: A Dash Of Magic, on my account]

My name is Asher Rhys Paxton, I live in the wonderful state of New York and guess what, I can control magic. Crazy, I know right?
  
  Oh, and with the help of my friend Alexandrea Quinn Graham, her boyfriend Everett Dax Finely and the boy I happen to have a crush on, Jonah Seth Crenshaw, who knows what's in store for the year?
  
  One thing I'm sure of, when you have no idea what you're doing in life, things tend to get pretty crazy. Kinda like when you start doing unexplainable magic and you haven't a clue why. Or when you suddenly start solving the mystery behind your parents' death. Basically shit goes down. And not all of it is great.
  
  It never is easy, is it?
  
  [Boy x Boy]All Rights Reserved

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