Thieves Don't Get Haircuts
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Last published Wed, Mar 28, 2018
When her parents' hair styling shop is broken into, Kira wasn't expecting the thief to be hot, famous, or sitting right in the middle of the store looking a bit horrified.
When the paparazzi decides that chasing him down the street for pictures is a good idea, Jacob did not expect to break into a store only to find a very rude, very sassy stranger threatening to "whoop his butt to Connecticut."
The best of stories often don't open with "once upon a time," but with "it shouldn't have started like this."
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