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Thieves Don't Get Haircuts

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When her parents' hair styling shop is broken into, Kira wasn't expecting the thief to be hot, famous, or sitting right in the middle of the store looking a bit horrified. 

When the paparazzi decides that chasing him down the street for pictures is a good idea, Jacob did not expect to break into a store only to find a very rude, very sassy stranger threatening to "whoop his butt to Connecticut." 

The best of stories often don't open with "once upon a time," but with "it shouldn't have started like this."All Rights Reserved

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