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Super Bad Dad Jokes

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This is a story of super bad dad jokes. They will make you laugh, cry, and wonder why you even bothered to click this story.All Rights Reserved

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Campus by apples387

When Alyssa received her scholarship to attend The university of Houston, she had no idea that one kiss in a club could be so persistent. Running into James at a school party before the semester took her by surprise, however, James had other things on his mind. Her. He knew Alyssa wanted him and he wanted her back, but she was making him work for it. "Oh, okay, I'll play chase" he smirked at me, amusement playing in his eyes as he closed the space between us, our lips almost brushing. "I hope you know how to run." Will the notorious bad boy boxer get the girl ? Will they let their walls down for each other? Will the drama of college get the better of them? Will they have steamy shower sex? Let's find out.... Highest Rankings: #1 Collegestudent #1 Uni #1 Pleasure #1 College Stories #1 University #1 Chase #1 Newgirl #2 Steamy #2 collegeromance #2 Australia #2 new story #4 angstwithhappyending #5 Hot #6 Mature #6 Boxing #6 Dorm #7 college #8 games #10 mature

The Poisonous Melaina by syriacax

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𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙨𝙚. by Realist_Jesss

𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙖 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬? Summer was the school's, Golden girl. Perfect jock boyfriend, a huge friend group, and even perfect grades. She was aiming for valedictorian and had her whole future planned. Although life hits you when you least expect it and some things are just too good to be true... When 18-year-old Summer suddenly wakes up from a 1-year coma during the middle of senior year. Her usual bubbly and easy-going personality disappears due to the near-death experience causing life to feel meaningless. To make matters worse her best friend gets with her boyfriend and all her friends have changed in more ways worse than good. Even her family feels different. All seems lost until new student Kai Brent comes into the picture. At first, he feels like nothing but a pain in her ass but somehow he ends up showing her that there are still things worth living for. He even has an interesting offer of defense classes in exchange for Summer to be his fake girlfriend let's see how that goes... A jaw-dropping story filled with revenge, mystery, romance, and sweet sweet drama. -- "Wait doesn't this ruin our entire plan, we said to leave our feelings at the door", I say tensely waiting for his reaction to my statement. "Fuck the door", he says his voice just above a whisper and his eyes clouded. *STORY COMPLETE* _____________________ HIGHEST RANKINGS #1 in Fake Date #1 in teenromance #1 in Goodgirlgonebad #1 in Comatose

My Possessive Mobster✔️ by jhenny_pink

"I-I should be heading to my room now." I told him not in anyway ready to face him. "Turn around." He instructed. "Your fiancee may w-wake up soon to use t-the bathroom or discover no ones t-there." This would definitely not be a good look. Stop stuttering, I mentally chanted. "She won't." Was his response. "Please, I must head back to my r-room." I informed him, it had already been too long since we were in the bathroom alone. "You won't be getting out of here until you comply with my instructions." He informed. What game was he playing! I obliged and did what he said slowly turning around with my eyes tightly. *********** Unedited! Exclusively signed to wattpad.

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Laugh.Com by LadyAriya

Did you know that its good for you to laugh? No? well damn! It's good i'm saying it now then! It's good i'm here to help you guys to 'not' die, you're welcome. The most of these jokes I have found on the internet, so don't come bitching about copyrighting and everything. Thank you.

The Doll House by MariaPagan64

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Rib-cracking Jokes by heirneeee

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Black & White by ali_cher

A story, in which a typical teenage girl falls for the school's bad boy. Except, she's not that typical and he's not that much of a bad boy. *** "If I told you that I care about you, more than anyone in your life does, would you believe me?" He asked me, his jaw clenched. I could tell he was furious. Yet somehow, I wasn't scared of him. "No" I shook my head bravely. "If I told you,'' He tried again, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath before continuing.''That you make me so fucking mad, I want to punch a fucking wall. What would you say?" He had me trapped now, my back painfully colliding with the wall behind me. I gasped at the impact, looking up into his icy grey eyes. They were cold, emotionless. As always. "Do it!" I dared him with the last ounce of courage I had left in me. The sound of his fist smashing through the wall right next to my head, made my ears ring for a brief moment. I opened my mouth to speak again, shaking slightly, only for him to pull away and leave me standing there alone. ____ !!Warning!! This story contains strong language, mature scenes, alcohol and drug consumption, and sensitive topics like - eating disorders, bullying, mental health, etc. ___ HIGHEST RANKINGS: 1st in #ed, 1st in #badboysgirl, 8th in #victim, 9th in #rehabilitation, 13th in #youngadult

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Campus

When Alyssa received her scholarship to attend The university of Houston, she had no idea that one kiss in a club could be so persistent. Running into James at a school party before the semester took her by surprise, however, James had other things on his mind. Her. He knew Alyssa wanted him and he wanted her back, but she was making him work for it. "Oh, okay, I'll play chase" he smirked at me, amusement playing in his eyes as he closed the space between us, our lips almost brushing. "I hope you know how to run." Will the notorious bad boy boxer get the girl ? Will they let their walls down for each other? Will the drama of college get the better of them? Will they have steamy shower sex? Let's find out.... Highest Rankings: #1 Collegestudent #1 Uni #1 Pleasure #1 College Stories #1 University #1 Chase #1 Newgirl #2 Steamy #2 collegeromance #2 Australia #2 new story #4 angstwithhappyending #5 Hot #6 Mature #6 Boxing #6 Dorm #7 college #8 games #10 mature