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WTF CRAP??!!!

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𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 ♡

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√ 𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 '𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬' 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬. 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲, 𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐝𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲. 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡.

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√ 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐡 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐱 𝐟𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜é 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟, 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐦 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡. 𝐬𝐨 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐡 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?

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