Story cover for The Plastic Pusher by selina
The Plastic Pusher
selina
  • WpView
    Reads 356
  • WpVote
    Votes 59
  • WpPart
    Parts 12
  • WpHistory
    Time 15m
  • WpView
    Reads 356
  • WpVote
    Votes 59
  • WpPart
    Parts 12
  • WpHistory
    Time 15m
selina
Ongoing, First published Feb 23, 2016
environmentfuturehumourpartyparrotplasticsatiresociety
It's been a year since the global ban on plastic bags. The only people who still have them are hoarders, upcyclers, clean freaks and seniors. The world is a different place. Plastic bags are frowned upon but many folks can't stomach the rising costs of reusable tote bags and can't seem to find them since the black market emerged. 

This spells opportunity for me. I'm Ari. You can call me The Plastic Pusher. 
Take my card. You'll be glad you did.

******************************************
WARNING: This story has F words and stuff. So if you don't like F words. Probably don't read. If you like F words, then read on my friend. Read on.
All Rights Reserved
environmentfuturehumourpartyparrotplasticsatiresociety
Table of contents

12 parts

Sign up to add The Plastic Pusher to your library and receive updates
or
#859environment
Content Guidelines
You may also like
F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In. by IgnotusCapillary
39 parts Complete
There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.
Death Bound: Life Support Edition by AuthorARCurry
11 parts Complete Mature
Life is full of ups and downs, there's no question about it. We're tossed through the ringer daily, constantly faced with challenges and left wondering how we'll deal with them. Will we give up, or will we try? Will we cave, or will we push through until we succeed? Will we whine and moan about our misfortunes as we dwell on them for years, or will we learn from them, shrug them off, and heal ourselves with laughter? I choose the latter, which is why I've collected these darkly, comedic short stories into this collection for your amusement. The world's a bit tense, so unwind and relax. I'll take it from here. NOTE: Death Bound: Life Support Edition can be purchased on Amazon or my website - ARCurry.com
IT & ST Imagines & Preferences by armiehammerbykesha
29 parts Complete
i wrote this when i was 13 so i'm sorry for how bad it is but a lot of people seem to enjoy it so i'm leaving it up, just know i am self aware x
Instagram ; Emilio Martinez by doingfinelinesofc0ke
114 parts Complete Mature
@emiliovmartinez liked your post ---- You've probably read thousands of these so why not read another.
It and Stranger Things Oneshots by IDidntHaveAnAffair
4 parts Complete
Basically whatever I think of and decide to post. Suggestions are welcome and blah blah blah... Anyway, hope you enjoy this, have fun! :) Created way past midnight for some unknown reason...
Instagram ~ Crankgameplays (Crankgameplays x reader) by DullReddie
104 parts Complete Mature
Crankgameplays liked your post Crankgameplays followed you. (may involve swearing but y'all don't be surprised) ‼️⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS 100% INSPIRED BY HAPPYGOLBACH ⚠️‼️
Jenna Ortega x Male Reader GIF Imagines 2 by JacenRadio7
25 parts Ongoing Mature
To save some space, this will be a second space for imagines and stories. #1🏅- insertmalereader (9/18/25) #1🏅- taracarpenterxmalereader #1🏅- jennaortega (6/29/25) #1🏅- jennaxmalereader (11/15/25) #2🏅- jennaortegamalereader (9/18/25) #2🏅- astriddeetz (11/15/25) #1🏅- lorraineday (11/15/25) #5🏅- bxg #5🏅- wednesdayaddams (11/20/25)
Angel In Disguise by penguinsimagines
38 parts Complete Mature
I'm half half, I thought - I must be a nymph. I'm a joke to my family. I love my mom so much that I have to leave her behind before I do terrible things. Then. I met this girl. I know it's wrong. I know I shouldn't but I fell. And, worst, the monster inside me wants her badly. I don't know where to begin at all. And I sure don't know how I'll end this misery. ----------------------------- As of February 15, 2022: #4 in 5SOSPREFERENCE As of December 2024 #1 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERPREFERENCE #2 in 5SOSPREFERENCE #10 in CALUMHOODIMAGINE #13 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERIMAGINE #10 in 5SOSIMAGINE #9 in CALUMHOODFANFICTION #13 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERFANFICTION #11 in CALUMHOODFANFIC #22 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERFANFIC #4 in MICHAELCLIFFORDIMAGINE As of February 2025: #10 in CALUMOODFANFICTION #17 in 5SOSIMAGINE #14 in CALUMHOODIMAGINE #20 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERIMAGINE #11 in MICHAELCLIFFORDIMAGINE #1 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERPREFERENCE VOTE. COMMENT. FOLLOW. SHARE. Say hi on Instagram: @mikeespersonal
Sally Face X Reader // Oneshots And Lemons by Riikira
36 parts Complete Mature
|Originally published in 6/13/19| |Republished in 6/15/19| ×Ranks× #15 in SallyFaceFanfics 6/14/19 #146 in SallyFace 6/16/19 #2 in Nockfell 6/27/19 Thanks for 200+ reads!! 6/23/19 Thanks for 1.26k reads! 7/20/19 #1 in Nockfell 72019 Thanks for 1.61k 72719 Thanks for 1.69k 73019 Thank you for 2.04k !♡ August 5, 2019 Tysm for 46k+ 8/3/2020 Thank you all so much for 400k :) , June 25, 2023
The Ultimate Alien Hero (Chubby Male Reader X Ben 10 Harem) by JackDroid
45 parts Complete Mature
This story is Inspired by my Friend @blackmega2003 Make sure to check his stories out!
You may also like
Slide 1 of 10
F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In. cover
Death Bound: Life Support Edition cover
IT & ST Imagines & Preferences cover
Instagram ; Emilio Martinez cover
It and Stranger Things Oneshots cover
Instagram ~ Crankgameplays (Crankgameplays x reader) cover
Jenna Ortega x Male Reader GIF Imagines 2 cover
Angel In Disguise cover
Sally Face X Reader // Oneshots And Lemons cover
The Ultimate Alien Hero (Chubby Male Reader X Ben 10 Harem) cover

F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In.

39 parts Complete

There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.

More details