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The Plastic Pusher

Reads 355
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Parts 12
Time 15m

Reads 355
Votes 59
Parts 12
Time 15m

environment future humour partyparrot plastic satire society

It's been a year since the global ban on plastic bags. The only people who still have them are hoarders, upcyclers, clean freaks and seniors. The world is a different place. Plastic bags are frowned upon but many folks can't stomach the rising costs of reusable tote bags and can't seem to find them since the black market emerged. 

This spells opportunity for me. I'm Ari. You can call me The Plastic Pusher. 
Take my card. You'll be glad you did.

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WARNING: This story has F words and stuff. So if you don't like F words. Probably don't read. If you like F words, then read on my friend. Read on.All Rights Reserved

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