- Reads 272,259
- Votes 22,587
- Parts 158
- Time 30m
Complete, First published Feb 23, 2016
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Table of contents
- Satanic bandsTue, Feb 23, 2016
- Wtf BeeboTue, Feb 23, 2016
- Tour?Tue, Feb 23, 2016
- Is it still me that makes you sweatTue, Feb 23, 2016
- remember meTue, Feb 23, 2016
- Brendon vs. RyanTue, Feb 23, 2016
- Dallon? Dallon.Tue, Feb 23, 2016
- Eff itTue, Feb 23, 2016
- im so punnyWed, Feb 24, 2016
- Why people hate Jon WalkerWed, Feb 24, 2016
- Name changeWed, Feb 24, 2016
- Do you have friends?Wed, Feb 24, 2016
- throamWed, Feb 24, 2016
- #relatableThu, Feb 25, 2016
- I hate when this happensThu, Feb 25, 2016
- Middle namesThu, Feb 25, 2016
- BackwardsThu, Feb 25, 2016
- SchoolThu, Feb 25, 2016
- MadFri, Feb 26, 2016
- Aboriginal JokesFri, Feb 26, 2016
- so mothereffin' funnyFri, Feb 26, 2016
- SING IT BEEBO!Sat, Feb 27, 2016
- Girls/Girls/BoysSat, Feb 27, 2016
- So, uhm.... ;)Sat, Feb 27, 2016
- Okay thenSat, Feb 27, 2016
- MoonSun, Feb 28, 2016
- GUYSSSSSS (A/N)Sun, Feb 28, 2016
- How to answer questions P!ATD styleSun, Feb 28, 2016
- ProofTue, Mar 1, 2016
- The original song title is so long, we had to change it by Fall Out BoyTue, Mar 1, 2016
- The Emo TrinityTue, Mar 1, 2016
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Sun, Mar 6, 2016
- t(-.-t)Sun, Mar 6, 2016
- DayuumSun, Mar 6, 2016
- Remember this?Sun, Mar 6, 2016
- 1k reads!!Wed, Mar 9, 2016
- Pick up line ;)Thu, Mar 10, 2016
- Dan and PhilThu, Mar 10, 2016
- I cri evryteimSat, Mar 12, 2016
- Song Review No. 1: Death Of A BachelorSat, Mar 12, 2016
- HELP!!! (A/N)Sun, Mar 13, 2016
- Just Ryden Things 1Sun, Mar 13, 2016
- A Sprinkle Of BrallonSun, Mar 13, 2016
- KewlMon, Mar 14, 2016
- Emo BabyMon, Mar 14, 2016
- If Band Names Were AccurateSun, Mar 20, 2016
- Ten Point Five PilotsSun, Mar 20, 2016
- A/NSun, Mar 20, 2016
- Just Ryden Things 2Sun, Mar 20, 2016
- Name change 2Sun, Mar 20, 2016
- Gee, thnksSun, Mar 20, 2016
- PranksSun, Mar 20, 2016
- 2005Sun, Mar 20, 2016
- Ugh.Sun, Mar 20, 2016
- Hey kids, here's a lullaby :)Sun, Mar 20, 2016
- How Patrick Stump chatsMon, Mar 21, 2016
- Vampires, Mummies, A Werewolf and a bearded guyWed, Mar 30, 2016
- Emo baby (Pt 2)Tue, Apr 12, 2016
- Happy BirthdayTue, Apr 12, 2016
- Whoops! There's the puberty truck hitting you hardWed, Apr 13, 2016
- forehead being saltyWed, Apr 13, 2016
- Just Ryden Things 3Wed, Apr 13, 2016
- storehzThu, Apr 14, 2016
- Best drummer award goes to..Thu, Apr 14, 2016
- tyler jochefThu, Apr 14, 2016
- I screamThu, Apr 14, 2016
- me iz dedThu, Apr 14, 2016
- Adele What's GoodTue, Apr 19, 2016
- The winchester life by mcrFri, Apr 29, 2016
- wtfSat, Apr 30, 2016
- I'm lazySun, May 1, 2016
- PuhberteeTue, May 3, 2016
- FrerardWed, May 4, 2016
- Mona lisaMon, May 9, 2016
- milk friendMon, May 9, 2016
- A/NMon, May 9, 2016
- Don't threaten me with a good music videoTue, May 10, 2016
- guns for handsSun, May 15, 2016
- 2005 vs 2015Sun, May 15, 2016
- I can't think of a clever title oopsTue, May 17, 2016
- OoPsSun, May 22, 2016
- drastic times call for drastic measuresWed, May 25, 2016
- DESTROYAWed, May 25, 2016
- 10k (A/N)Thu, May 26, 2016
- y u no marry each otherThu, May 26, 2016
- LYN-Z APPRECIATION POSTThu, May 26, 2016
- dis iz guspelFri, May 27, 2016
- brendon nOThu, Jun 2, 2016
- NOT A JOKE DIS VV SRSTue, Jun 7, 2016
- werewolf cashWed, Jun 8, 2016
- is this my emo tears or niagra fallsWed, Jun 8, 2016
- fanfiction or fan non fiction? ;)Wed, Jun 8, 2016
- Southern UppourWed, Jun 8, 2016
- rELaTable bAndWed, Jun 8, 2016
- "Why do you hate milk? It's healthy"Wed, Jun 8, 2016
- fez itz ur never gon make itThu, Jun 9, 2016
- Pls don't hunt me down and kill me for this jokeThu, Jun 9, 2016
- #HowTo spot an emoThu, Jun 9, 2016
- haha I'm definitely not crushing on someone 20 years older than meThu, Jun 9, 2016
- i don't have any more creative titlesThu, Jun 9, 2016
- heathensFri, Jun 17, 2016
- i-i-i-i've got a migraineSun, Jun 19, 2016
- HEATHENS MVTue, Jun 21, 2016
- whale denWed, Jun 22, 2016
- MCRYINGSun, Jun 26, 2016
- the green not so gentlemanSun, Jun 26, 2016
- how to get that bootayyyMon, Jun 27, 2016
- if this aint trueSun, Jul 3, 2016
- TWENTY ONE (pilots) THOUSAND READSTue, Jul 5, 2016
- fronk being fronkWed, Jul 6, 2016
- mcrxThu, Jul 21, 2016
- mcrx iiFri, Jul 22, 2016
- how to say i love youSat, Aug 6, 2016
- OMFA ShsEE JSKDKAJDISJSBisSun, Aug 7, 2016
- god ships itMon, Sep 5, 2016
- mcr :)Wed, Dec 21, 2016
- ryan plsSun, Jan 29, 2017
- ""are you okay"" then vs nowSun, Feb 12, 2017
- lol byeSat, Feb 25, 2017
- weLL IF THIS AINT TRUESat, Feb 25, 2017
- I'm running out of ideas so idk what to put here by fall out boySat, Feb 25, 2017
- My Chemical Romance lies about possible reunion? Find out more in this articleSat, Feb 25, 2017
- life hacksSat, Feb 25, 2017
- its iN MY VEINSSat, Feb 25, 2017
- ripSat, Feb 25, 2017
- crash. bang. smoke.Sat, Apr 15, 2017
- nine in the hogwartsSat, Apr 15, 2017
- horrible parentsTue, Apr 18, 2017
- I MADE A RYDEN THING AND IM HIGHKEY REALLY PROUD OF ITTue, Apr 18, 2017
- yoTue, Apr 18, 2017
- frendly adviceTue, Apr 18, 2017
- iz it still meh dat mekes u cringe xdTue, Apr 18, 2017
- uH uH UH UH UH UH UHTue, Apr 18, 2017
- good morning socialiteTue, Apr 18, 2017
- les dedTue, Apr 18, 2017
- im so gayTue, Apr 18, 2017
- please tommy pleaseTue, Apr 18, 2017
- sobsTue, Apr 18, 2017
- if panic! albums were realisticTue, Apr 18, 2017
- o rly ;-))Tue, Apr 18, 2017
- :-))Tue, Apr 18, 2017
- when two emos uniteTue, Apr 18, 2017
- buDDYPAL RYANTue, Apr 18, 2017
- suPTue, Apr 18, 2017
- its possible, but is it plausible?Tue, Apr 18, 2017
- emo boi of my dreamsTue, Apr 18, 2017
- y-you tooTue, Apr 18, 2017
- VERY IMPORTANT PSA PLS READWed, Apr 19, 2017
- smiling :) through :) the :) pain :)Wed, Apr 19, 2017
- HONESTEAWed, Apr 19, 2017
- mum plsWed, Apr 19, 2017
- o shit wadduuupFri, Apr 21, 2017
- 13 ryden whyMon, Apr 24, 2017
- stan-dollMon, Apr 24, 2017
- *sinhales* boiWed, May 10, 2017
- rydentonWed, May 10, 2017
- heyoMon, Nov 13, 2017
- RISE, FELLOW EMOS.Fri, Nov 1, 2019
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