Cupid Helpline ✓

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"Hello, this is the Cupid Helpline certified to helping you single teenagers find a perfect match!"

"Hello, this is Leigh Albert?"

"Oh, Leigh Albert! Wait, let me find you your match."

"..."

"Oh, found it! So I am going to connect you to your Cupid's match-" BEEP

"Hello? Are you there?"

"Oh, um, this is Earl Clarkson?"

"Oh, you must be my match! Wait, that came out wrong..."

"Okay, so before we interact, please tell me your allergies, pet peeves and what you like so I will get to be a trustworthy boyfriend."

"What?"

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Leigh Albert was an experienced girl of dating. But she was not happy. Not only did she have another failed relationship, her parents divorced and her mom moved away across the state to stay with some widower with a son called Theo Hastings. The moment she saw this she became desperate. Only it did not work.

Earl Clarkson had zero-experience with any kind of romance. After pledging of not being in a relationship with his past childhood friend Serena, he got tired of it and decided to find a match with this helpline.

a story about two opposites being attracted to each other through humourous phone calls and just plain talking

[prize for giveaway; cover = nightgate]
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