How to Be Clean
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  • Reads 2,927
  • Votes 136
  • Parts 6
  • Time 21m
Ongoing, First published Feb 23, 2016
Noah Rykerson needs help. Just like any normal down-on-luck twenty year old girl, she has had her fair share of combats and long hauls in life. The human body - and mind - was only made to endure so much. 

What happens when Noah hits her limit? 

What happens when she is at her breaking point?

What happens when she is ultimately --

Tarnished? 

Noah knew the road to being clean wasn't going to be easy, but what has she got to lose? 

" I'll try. I want to be clean again. So I'll try. "

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Largely inspired by Taylor Swift's Clean. 

P.S. I don't own the song. Obviously. But hey check it out sometime, it's a good one.

Cover By: @twelvewonderingstars
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