Written as part of the rewards for the people who donated toward the kickstarter for my first novel - ONE MAN AND HIS DOGMA. This is one of the short stories written around a title provided by a sponsor. I fell asleep on a train home from seeing Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer in London, and I swear I saw a man walking in his pyjamas on the track next to our window... Maybe I was still dreaming... Maybe I wasn't... This is a what-if, captured in that hazy between world that exists in the grey between sleep and wakefulness. Dedicated To Kate Vassalos Who gave me the title and her inspirational support. With love and thanks.