The Ramblings of a Simple Smith

This is a "story" I wrote over the course of a few months. It's mostly incoherent and jib-jab flabber jabber, yik-yakity-yak, but what you can make out is simply typper and blabber about certain irrelevant subjects. Also, I'm not sure if I accidentally said anything trademarked or copyrighted so if I did just comment. Also I'd like to keep thudumbump as MY thing so don't steal it or I'll slap you. By MY thing I mean came up with the name. Not the action. People have been thudumbumping for centuries and called it different things.

I'll most likely work on it without a schedule and very little because I forget I even have accounts for websites like this.

Blah blah blah. Fah fah fah. Yadda yadda.