My names Eleni, I have a small group of friends and an average life, this is a remarkable story about how average my life is, until something rather un-average happens that screws up my whole life... I mean not to spoil the story or anything but if this happened to you it'd screw your whole life up too. WARNING: THE FOUNDATION OF THIS STORY IS MADE OF SARCASM, NO OF THE CONTENT IN THIS STORY SHOULD BE TAKEN TO HEART. But we all know some of you will take it to heart, so a message to you from me- Get the hell over it and develop a sense of humour.