My Idiot Roommate
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Last published Wed, Mar 15, 2017
Jason Klutz was finally in college, a free man! Until Edison Idiot came to his dorm. Despite their unfortunate last names, they were one of the weirdest two people you'd think to be friends! One of them being a very intelligent young man, the other... Let's just say they barely passed high school. Although they seem like an unusual match, one likes to goof around and have fun and party while the other keeps the party animal alive. I just want to note that the beginning is going to be like a normal book but the rest of it is basically a script because my brain works in strange yet, fascinating ways.
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