Random Shorts/Thoughts Conceived Through Boredom

So these will be a selection of really rubbishy shorts and random things I come up with throughout the day in an attempt to get myself back into writing slowly. I apologise in advance for how awful these are gonna be I guess aha.
There will a short of brief explanation as to where these came from at the beginning of each. If people actually enjoy any of these and/or want me to continue with them, then let me know and I shall see what I can come up with ^_^
Enjoy...or not...haha