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From the writer that brought you "Heiress of Austenland", I present thee, my newest rom-com/action packed Sci-fi epic!

an Alternate Universe "Star Wars: the Force Awakens" Fanfiction. 

A comedy (with some romance of course) about The First Order being a high school and all the hilarious parody crap that follows. Rey meets Kylo Ren there and they are enemies. Of course there are a bunch of hilarious, amazing, yet totally random (and sometimes pointless) adventures of Rey and Kylo as a result.

I know this might sound lame and that a little kid wrote it but don't judge til you read. I'm not a kid i swear! I'm an adult XD I wrote Between Two Worlds and Vigilance so I'm not an unskilled writer. And it's meant to be a modern twist comedy anyway. And slightly stupid but also hilarious. Just a lot of fun and really enjoyable.
The story actually gets more serious as the book progresses and ends with an epic battle of good and evil and all things Star Wars with plot twists and awesome lightsaber fights that expand the abilities that both Jedi and Sith have.

Anyway I hope you guys like this. My sister and I started writing it together just for fun but I hoped some others would get a kick out of it as well.

DON'T FORGET to check out our Pinterest board for this book following the "External Link" :)

And check out the playlist for the book on Spotify called "The Adventures of Ben & Rey"!!All Rights Reserved

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Under the Sheet of Darkness|«Reylo» by MJPereson

"Ben, BEN! Why are you doing this?" "I have to" "I see under the sheet of darkness that has fallen upon you, come back before it's too late!" "It already is too late. Goodbye, Rey." Then Rey felt herself fall into a deep, un-peaceful, and dark sleep. Kylo Ren slowly glided away from her unconscious form. A tear, although invisible from the rest of the universe underneath his mask, fell down his cheek. Kylo Ren left the scene of the massacre, where he had just murdered dozens of former fellow Jedi padawans, at the academy his uncle had established. He didn't look back, for he knew that if he did, he would totally break...he would be torn apart. Please note that this story STARTS in the time while Kylo Ren/Ben is at the Jedi Academy and that this story was written directly after The Force Awakens! It does not include ANY of TLJ or TROS canon, please be aware of this as you read. Also I wrote this like 3 or 4 years ago, excuse my grammar mistakes. Yes, I know they're there. No, I will not be fixing them, I'm too lazy for that. Highest Ranking: #4 in Reylo November 2018 I (obviously) do not own Star Wars, only characters that I may create...this is a REYLO fanfiction, so if you do not appreciate or if you dislike this match up, please do not read! I wish not to receive hate! Please forgive me if there are some inaccuracies in here that may not EXACTLY follow the canon Star Wars Universe. I hope you all enjoy my writing! Regards, M.J.

My Allegiance (Kylo Ren x Reader) by graydonrose

*COMPLETED* You're training to become a Jedi when you suddenly receive an undercover assignment on the Finalizer. Once you arrive, you find yourself forming a connection with your commander, Kylo Ren. He offers you a deal you can't refuse - one that betrays everything you once stood for. Which side are you on? ☆ NOTES: -each chapter begins with an image to show you either the setting or the overall aesthetic of the chapter. -this work is very far from canon, I'm only using the characters from the star wars franchise. disclaimer: i do not own any of the characters or places from the series, but the non-canon characters are my own. ☆ *WARNINGS* -includes some nsfw content. -strong language throughout. -the relationship between the reader and kylo is not healthy. their relationship is toxic. in this fictional space this kind of relationship can be explored, but is not safe in real life. -I will ALWAYS include a tw before any chapter I feel could trigger a reader. please reach out to me if there is a warning I've forgotten to include. thank you for reading, and i hope you enjoy :)

The First Jedi: Alternative Star Wars Episode VIII Screenplay by 1stJediScreenwriter

What if Luke were on Ahch-To with a purpose? What if Luke had a prior connection to Rey? What if Captain Phasma had a whole other identity that connected her to key players on both sides of the galactic struggle for power? What if Snoke had a whole other relationship with his apprentice, and with the Dark Side? What if the Knights of Ren were right under our noses, just waiting to break forth and reunite with their Master? And what if the story was fun, and funny, without making fun of itself? Isn't that a Star Wars you would want to experience? 'The Last Jedi' divided fans, but maybe 'The First Jedi' can bring them back together. Experience an Episode VIII story in which heroes and villains alike are more complex, more deeply intertwined in each other's stories, in which heroes elevate each other, and in which the Force, its users, and those sensitive to it manifest themselves in ways that have long been hinted at, but never seen before... The backlash against 'The Last Jedi' has been ugly, painful and disrespectful to many members of the diverse Star Wars fan community. The purpose of this project is not to add fuel to that fire or excuse any of that terrible behavior. Indeed, my goal is to help heal those wounds. 'The First Jedi' does not erase the women or people of color in 'The Last Jedi'. Holdo, Rose and all the other new characters are still here; indeed, they have as much or more to do in this story. Star Wars is supposed to be fun; and fandom is a kind of love. There is no room here for hate. Whether you loved or were disappointed by 'The Last Jedi', everyone can enjoy this respectful reimagining of the Episode VIII story. So please enjoy! And let me know what you think! I can't wait to hear from you! --First Jedi Screenwriter

Yes, Master (Kylo Ren X Reader) by MelodyGatesAuthor

You are Sidrienne Parroba, a member of the resistance, and daughter of the General and Admiral. Trained in the ways of the Force since you were very young, you were made to join the First Order as a trooper at the age of 20. The resistance expects you to gain information on the dreaded Supreme Leader, Kylo Ren, and the locations of his rumored, newly built, Starkiller bases. At 25, you are finally ranked highly enough to have the privilege of attending a supreme council meeting as a guard. You, unintentionally, catch the attention of Kylo Ren himself, and he unexpectedly commands you to be his apprentice, despite the council bringing about their strongest candidates. You had heard of his legendary temper, and the things he had done. You would do your best to remain strong of mind, but would he eventually force his way into you? Also available on AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/41703165/chapters/104613126 ** DISCLAIMERS - PLEASE READ ** - I do not own, nor do I claim to own the rights to any Star Wars characters or their likeness, I do own my own characters. - This is my own story, taking place after Snoke is dead, 5 years or so after EPISODE VIII, and for the purposes of my story, some of the main characters of the Star Wars canon either don't exist or have died. Just forget what you know and enjoy :) - This story is for the purpose of Kylo Ren romance/smut. There will be lots of naughty content, with a romantic undertone. If that's not your cup of tea, then this isn't for you. It's going to get hot. - I will try to post a trigger warning on chapters that may contain sensitive content. - My Star Wars knowledge is based solely on the movies. I do not profess to know everything, there may be some mistakes in terminology and other minor details. If you think I need to make a correction, please let me know, kindly! Enjoy :)

The Remnants of Emperor Palpatine by ConnivingBookNerd

THERE IS GOING TO BE MaJoR TROS SpOpLErS IN THIS FANFICTION. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN The Rise of Skywalker. I do NOT own Star Wars(but wouldn't that be cool?) I do not take credit for anything but the situations I put the characters of Stars Wars in. If I spell something wrong or mix up a fact, please comment so I can try to fix it. There will be crude words and moments because tis life in the galaxy. Also do not read if you do not ship Reylo. I am writing this because I cannot STAND the ending of the Rise of Skywalker even though it needed to end that way and it was really well done. If I didn't ship Reylo, I would've loved the ending. Whelp, this is a fanfiction of how I would've liked it to end. I'm going to make it as similar to the movie as I can while adding my own touches (and a Ben Solo) to it. I'm going to start it right after the part where Emperor Palpatine takes Rey and Ben's Lifeforce during their fight on Exogol. I will be changing POVs too. "I unfurl my fists and close my eyes, just listening to my heartbeat. Until I realize that it's not my heartbeat that I'm hearing."

Kylo Ren by chicwriterchick

--Sequel to Ben Solo-- Ben Solo has turned to the Dark Side. The First Order, led by Snoke through his puppets, Kylo Ren and the young General Hux, is getting bolder, and launching attacks against Leia Organa's Resistance. Meanwhile, Luke has run, afraid that his sister will blame her son's turning on his negligence. With the strain of the upcoming war and their son's rebellion, Han and Leia's marriage frays at the edges. The Resistance searches for the bits of maps that Luke is sending from his exile, and as they hunt them down, they realize they aren't the only ones looking. (Despite the title, this story follows the Resistance leaders and pilots more than Kylo/Ben himself, though there will be a few chapters about him) Time period: Ten years before The Force Awakens to about a week before, picking up where "Ben Solo" left off. This story (as a prequel) is mine, and so are the non-canon characters (except the ones people suggested, but I expanded on them, so technically the characters are mine), so please don't take them. I spend a lot of time on my characters, whether I kill them or keep them alive, so please don't take them.

messy sketchbooks by nova-solo

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The Force Awakens: Rewritten [COMPLETED] by A-nonymousJedi

Based on Star Wars ep. VII: The Force Awakens. "You... you're afraid." I say looking back at him defyingly. "That you'll never be as strong as Darth Vader." I say his hand moving away from me instantly and he takes a step back finally my body gets released from his hold. I notice the expression from his face breaking completely, he is confused even rattled. I breathe heavily and keep staring back at him proud of myself as he picks up his mask and exits the room leaving me tied up to the interrogation chair. How was I able to do all of that? ------ This book is part 1 of my rewrite series. I figured that if If I wanted to rewrite TLJ and TROS the only correct way would be by also doing TFA so here is that. Also, this book is going to be very similar to the movie to a point where it is almost identical but since it's written with different points of views we get to know more about the characters and where they come from. It is very canon compliant especially when talking about the different character backstories. That being said, this doesn't mean that the next two books are going to be the exact same as the movies I want to take the other books in a completely different way. They might still have similarities to the movies but not that many. ------ **I do not own any of the characters in the Star Wars Saga all credits to that go to Lucas Films.**

Dangerous Affection | Kylo Ren by kyloewok

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Star Wars IX- The Rise of Skywalker by BethBee83

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Under the Sheet of Darkness|«Reylo»

"Ben, BEN! Why are you doing this?" "I have to" "I see under the sheet of darkness that has fallen upon you, come back before it's too late!" "It already is too late. Goodbye, Rey." Then Rey felt herself fall into a deep, un-peaceful, and dark sleep. Kylo Ren slowly glided away from her unconscious form. A tear, although invisible from the rest of the universe underneath his mask, fell down his cheek. Kylo Ren left the scene of the massacre, where he had just murdered dozens of former fellow Jedi padawans, at the academy his uncle had established. He didn't look back, for he knew that if he did, he would totally break...he would be torn apart. Please note that this story STARTS in the time while Kylo Ren/Ben is at the Jedi Academy and that this story was written directly after The Force Awakens! It does not include ANY of TLJ or TROS canon, please be aware of this as you read. Also I wrote this like 3 or 4 years ago, excuse my grammar mistakes. Yes, I know they're there. No, I will not be fixing them, I'm too lazy for that. Highest Ranking: #4 in Reylo November 2018 I (obviously) do not own Star Wars, only characters that I may create...this is a REYLO fanfiction, so if you do not appreciate or if you dislike this match up, please do not read! I wish not to receive hate! Please forgive me if there are some inaccuracies in here that may not EXACTLY follow the canon Star Wars Universe. I hope you all enjoy my writing! Regards, M.J.