The Best Insults and Comebacks

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Reads 1,180
Votes 20
Parts 5
Time <5 mins

Want a sassy remark to give to the bitch in front of you?
Need something sarcastic to reply to the sorry excuse of an insult that someone threw at you?
Just keep reading.


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