Sử Thượng Tối Ngưu Môn Thần

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Time 120h 29m

Reads 1,990
Votes 26
Parts 16
Time 120h 29m

Sử Thượng Tối Ngưu Môn Thần a
Thích thủ môn, hơn thích sút gôn;

Thích ngư dược cứu nguy hiểm, hơn thích Hạt Tử vẫy đuôi;

Mắng đối thủ, nhóm chân hiệp, xích trọng tài thần mã có cao nhất thích rồi!

Bọn họ nói ta là Kỳ Lạp Duy Đặc (Kira Witt) nhị thế, Kỳ Lạp Duy Đặc (Kira Witt) là cái loại chim nhỏ;

Quyền đánh César, chân đá thánh Garci,

Mất cầu thắng Bố Phùng, dẫn bóng cuộc thi Macy!

Thần mã tốt nhất môn đem, thần mã tốt nhất xạ thủ, thần mã kim cầu tưởng, cô toàn muốn!

Ta là ai? Cầu Vương? NO!

Không nên gọi ta là cầu Vương, quá tục;

Nhớ cho kĩ, ta là Sử Thượng Tối Ngưu Môn Thần!All Rights Reserved

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