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I am the best detective in the force. I can promise you that. I do my job good, I get tons of medals! I am the best of the best. My sister-in-law Trinity thinks she has me beat but she has shit compared to me. She's just too God damn high and mighty to admit such defeat. I am the best of the best; I am quicker then quick; I am faster then fast. I am Detective Genesis Varon, that's who I am! And yes, I know what you are thinking. I am a big ass bitch.. a big B-I-T-C-H! I don't need to be told it, I know it. I get everything I want and everything I need or don't need. And I am rich to the Heavens. I married into money. I am amazing.

And I hide a lot. I have a lot of secrets, who doesn't. Parker, man, he don't know shit. And what he believes I do so far from the truth, its amazing I can hold my shit together. And I love Parker, love him a lot. And not all because he has money. But just because I love him doesn't mean he gets to know my life. I would never tell him anything.

And until Trinity came along, it worked like that. Our relationship was perfect. And I love Trin too. I still want to shoot her. I still wanna cause her pain. But I can't. She is in the same mess as I am, because of me.

So, yeah. I am the best of the best in the world of law enforcement. But I am not an Angel. I am exactly like the the criminals I lock up. I am a backwards cop from a backwards department, and shit man, that's all I will ever fucking be. And I enjoy it! So bring it. I am not afraid of you and I can kick your opinionated little ass. Cause I love my life and I am not going to let people tell me I shouldn't.

This is my life. Not yours. So keep your opinions to yourself and deal with it!