Camp McShizzle
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Last published Thu, Feb 25, 2016
Camp McShizzle is where you may stumble upon for your next summer vacation when you have no life and obviously don't want to live one. Don't be tricked by our camps name. McShizzle is the fah-dizzle and you may just want to come back next year for more awesome spider bites and rad adventures, (if you live to come back). This camp is "shiz-tastic" so you won't get scammed of your money. We hope you have a great time, but try not to get attacked by rabid animals because our director doesn't want to pay anymore money for hospital payments.
Camp McShizzle requirements:
Plenty of food. (Witches live in the kitchen)
Toilet paper. (rats live in the sewer system. CAREFUL! They bite!)
Water. (Nothing here is clean. Everything contains chemicals from the chicken factory)
Bug repellent. (Bugs the size of your palms commonly bite kids, and give them rashes)
Clothes. (Please don't come naked. Why is this common?)
Medical Supplies. (We lost our nurse to the lake monster)
Last but not least--
Your sanity, and happiness! We don't need anymore kids biting each other like that dreadful day of '05.
Camp McShizzle payment:
$500
Your toilet paper collection.
The blood of a virgin.
The password to your bank account.
Your beloved.
And all your life savings.
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