Lucifer
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  • Reads 93
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 30m
Ongoing, First published Feb 26, 2016
Mature
(One shot)
"Meet Paris Taylor, an overly catholic nut with thankfully big boobs and a booty. Watch as she wins the jackpot of a lifetime: becoming the property of the ever handsome, dashing, exotic, alluring, exquisite, jaw dropping, panty popping fallen angel of evil, me. Follow up as I journey into her pants-"

"Cut. Cut."

"What gives, Macaroons? I was doing great already."

"That wasn't in the script. Nothing was in the script."

"So what? Everyone likes a good impromptu."

"Can we just... just do as the script says."

"Virgin lips I do what I want. I'm the main lead here. Star child."

"Actually, no. I'm the protagonist. It's my POV."

"Idiot. They didn't want me to be too stressed out by narrating everything so they hired you."

"Come on Luce, we need readers."

"Look French, let me be real: when you write a title like that you don't attract readers. Put my face there. Now that will attract people. Panties, for sure."

*sighs* "Whatever. Just do it like we rehersed so I could go home now."

"Sheesh. Sure cranky pants." *clears throat* "Meet Paris Hilton, the overly-"

*facepalms* "I quit."
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