Made Up Jokes
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Last published Sun, Jul 22, 2018
Hi! Nawala yung descrip. nito kaya I'll make one again!
Okay. Take two!
So, here we are. This is a joke book made by me and friends. Here are them..
CottonKookieCandy
»My bestie who's hated by nature«
boyfriend_of_camila
»Ampon namin ni Zayn Malik«
lovetaehyungie10
»My victim sa mga panyo niya«
WARNING: CORNINESS OVERLOAD! PAGBIGYAN PO! PLEASE!
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