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Greegs & Ladders

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MitchellMendlow

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Greegs & Ladders is a wildly exciting tale of three oddball characters romping around space and time. Equal parts social satire and fun loving adventure, Greegs promises laughs, a few mildly intelligent and/or interesting observations, and several run-on sentences. You'll also get to find out what the hell Greegs are, and how life on Earth came to be, and the meaning of it all (at no extra charge.)

From the rubbish heaps of Garbotron, to the bottommost subterranean levels of Lincra (in the infamous Kroonum System), find out why Grant T. Ecklesmere called it "The best damned book written about Greegs and/or Ladders I've read in a fortnight."

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