Really cool really bad boy x really nerdy really good girl

Dennis is a bad boy. Like, a legit bad boy. Like, he uses hair gel and wears a leather jacket. Leather. I mean, he looks like he came out of Grease, and I think that's set in the fifties! The fifties, man! That makes him a bonafide hipster, dude! Also, once, he threw a recyclable bottle into the trash can. That's fricking savage.

Summer is a good girl. Like, a legit nerd. She has the "nerd" glasses and the pretentious personality owned by people that think reading makes you smarter than everyone else. She's really smart, sarcastic, and really funny. She's also ugly and wears only 1 pound of makeup. Because she is a random and special individual, she is sometimes shunned by the evil normies. She's really a good girl, though, I mean, Mr. Mason was just ASKING to have his house TPed.

These two polar opposites are totally, utterly in love with each other. This is the story all about how my life got flip-I mean the story of their epic ballad of love. Actually, it would sound better if it just said the ballad of their intimacy. It sounds really smart.