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Some comebacks/insults!!!

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Parts 55
Time 10m

You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!!
p.s. this is my first book though!!!

And also not all
of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!All Rights Reserved

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Tempting The Dominatrix by feistylittlefox

I can't help the moan that escapes my mouth at the taste of her tongue against mine, and my hips pulse reflexively up to meet hers. But before I can reach the heat emanating from her core, she grasps my neck in her hand and pushes me away, pressing me into the couch, my breath coming out in pants once I'm disconnected from her. It takes a few seconds for my dazed eyes to make out the expression on her face, and I notice that, while her lips are swollen with my kisses, her eyebrows are pulled forward in frustration. "Kai." She lowly whispers my name and pulls the hand that isn't tightly grasping my neck out to caress my cheek. I can't tell whether to bask in her attention or obsess over the fact that I did something wrong. "Stay still," The right hand clasping my neck tightens to the point where I gasp for breath, but quickly releases soon after. My dick jumps in my briefs at the feeling and I blush, secretly hoping she didn't notice. By the way that her eyes light up and her eyebrows release to a more neutral stance, I can tell that she did. But there's no time to acknowledge that because her next words and actions render me breathless. "Remember, I am in control." She states, and then pushes her pelvis so that her heated core presses right against my aching cock. *** In which an inexperienced college freshman catches the eye of a sinful Dominatrix who wants to take every ounce of his innocence... WARNING: This story isn't limited to BDSM. It explores the kink world. And as you may or may not know, kinks go beyond pain/pleasure. If you're brave enough, check it out ;) *Trigger Warnings are provided in the first chapter* **The female lead is older by several years - suck it up sweetie, you'll survive** 110,000 - 120,000 Words

Kiss Gone Wrong by devika2901

I was pinned to my bed. He left me no option but to stay in place. I tried to control my reactions, but couldn't help but sigh as Matt nipped my earlobe. His lips travelled down my neck, sending jolts of electricity all over my skin. His hands slipped under my t-shirt up and he swirled patterns all over my stomach. My mind was going numb and I was losing control. "Bailey!" My mother called from below and Matt placed his lips over mine so that I couldn't call out for help. I tried to push him away, but he simply held my hands in his. We heard my mother climb the stairs to reach my room and Matt smirked at me. "Let's see you talk your way out of this." Matt said and ran out of the window. The door opened and my mother gasped. "Bailey!" ************************************************************* Meet Bailey Stanford. The girl who everyone knows, but not everyone is friends with. The one who is invited to her share of parties, but prefers movie nights with her friends. The girl who is nice to everyone but will kill if someone insults the people she loves. Headstrong and opinionated, Bailey is not one to follow the crowd. Meet Matt Anderson. The boy who is so popular, that he allocates people to attend parties for him. The type of guy who will crash any party as long booze is available. The boy who has two girlfriends in a day. His attention span is next to nothing. Witness the drama created when these two crash into each other at a party late one night. It's going to be a roller coaster ride for sure.

She's With Us by Articiali

Y'all I suck at descriptions And the first chapters of this story suck because I wanted to do something but then I changed the plot and I'm too lazy to go back and fix things so like just read it cause why not *** "Well we are here to kidnap you."one of the really hot kidnappers said. "You are not supposed to tell her you idiot!" "Well I'm sorry I didn't ask to speak. None of you cowards spoke so I did." "Hey I'm not a coward!" "Neither am I." "Actually you kind of are you screamed when she walked into the room." "It's not my fault she looked like a possessed raccoon!"

The Middle - Volume Three ✔️ by jamiesquared2

#1 - Shocks 26/9/19 "Never knew you had such a dirty mouth." I say, finally opening my eyes to see her giggling at me and biting her lip. I don't even hesitate about what I need to do next. I flip her over so that she's lying on her back on the bed and I'm hovering over her. I pull her up into me so that I can kiss her neck and simultaneously unclasp her bra. I wanna hear her moaning into my ear. I wanna make her call out my name. I wanna hear her scream. My lips travel down towards her panties. I can hear her ragged breathing, and she's pulling at my hair with her hands. I hook my fingers into her panties and pull them down slowly, my kisses going lower and lower, along with her panties. I know she knows what's coming, but I tease her a little, softly kissing her thighs first after her underwear has been disposed of and she's totally naked beneath me. I am very aware of my raging hard on, and I'm fighting off the urge to just sink myself down into her right now. No. I want her to know what I can do. And I want her screaming. When I finally kiss her where I know she wants me to, the noises she makes are extremely encouraging. She bucks her hips upwards, and eventually, she lets go of my hair completely and grabs fistfuls of the blanket beneath her. I hear her moan my name, and I wanna stop what I'm doing and fuck her now. But I don't. I keep going. She's moaning and gasping for breath, and I can feel her legs start to shake, and she's wringing the blanket in her fists and her chest is rising and falling so fast, and I know she's there. It's the hottest thing ever, making a girl climax. There's no bigger ego boost, and unfortunately for me, no bigger turn on. I need to fuck her now. *** The Middle Volume Three picks up right where Volume Two left off. Enough said... *MAJOR SPOILERS if you haven't read the first two books DO THAT FIRST!* [Complete Series: Volumes 1 - 4 out now]

Falling For The Bad Boy || Completed by s154261

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The Possessive Gang Leaders Princess by 90sxroses

I sit down on my bike looking around the school parking lot. Listening to music, I stand up begin to walk through the student-less parking lot. Honestly, it's not like I meant to be late. My music cut out causing me to hear a whistle. I stop in my tracks and pull my headphones down to my neck. Turning around, I seen a group of men with one guy who just smirked at me. "You new here beautiful?" one of the guys asked. "What do you think Einstein?" cocking my brow. "Ohh. Challenging? I like." he says walking towards me, about two inches away. "Really?" biting my lip, as he continued walking towards me. He reaches out and grabs my hip, "Mmhmm," smiling down at me. Swiftly, I grab his hand, turn him around, kick him right above the back of his knee, and pushes down so he's on his knees in front of me in a position of which I could brake his arm, "What a shame, 'cause personally, I don't like fuck boys with various STD'S." I look at all the men in the group who had their jaws dropped, all except for one, "Touch me one more time, and I'll brake your arm in two." I stand and kick his back so he falls on the concert. "Anyone else?" they stare at me blankly. "Didn't think so." When fuck boy tries to get up, I take my foot and slam him back down. Looking back at the boys, I say, "Later boys." Then, I turn and leave. ~~~~ Truce Mane is a girl who recently moved to New York with her youngest niece and nephew along with her uncle Mike. Truce went through many things as a child. She still went through them. Her mother blamed her for everything. She would get into Street fights. As in, she would fight in a dark alley with whoever she could. Sounds bad, huh? Wrong. *** Dante Kings is the most feared gang leader across the world. While he does have his fuck and Chuck's, he's been looking for his princess. He vowed that when he found her, she'd be his and he would treat her like a queen. When the spit fire moves to town and believes he's finally found her. Has he?

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Tempting The Dominatrix

I can't help the moan that escapes my mouth at the taste of her tongue against mine, and my hips pulse reflexively up to meet hers. But before I can reach the heat emanating from her core, she grasps my neck in her hand and pushes me away, pressing me into the couch, my breath coming out in pants once I'm disconnected from her. It takes a few seconds for my dazed eyes to make out the expression on her face, and I notice that, while her lips are swollen with my kisses, her eyebrows are pulled forward in frustration. "Kai." She lowly whispers my name and pulls the hand that isn't tightly grasping my neck out to caress my cheek. I can't tell whether to bask in her attention or obsess over the fact that I did something wrong. "Stay still," The right hand clasping my neck tightens to the point where I gasp for breath, but quickly releases soon after. My dick jumps in my briefs at the feeling and I blush, secretly hoping she didn't notice. By the way that her eyes light up and her eyebrows release to a more neutral stance, I can tell that she did. But there's no time to acknowledge that because her next words and actions render me breathless. "Remember, I am in control." She states, and then pushes her pelvis so that her heated core presses right against my aching cock. *** In which an inexperienced college freshman catches the eye of a sinful Dominatrix who wants to take every ounce of his innocence... WARNING: This story isn't limited to BDSM. It explores the kink world. And as you may or may not know, kinks go beyond pain/pleasure. If you're brave enough, check it out ;) Trigger Warnings are provided in the first chapter The female lead is older by several years - suck it up sweetie, you'll survive 110,000 - 120,000 Words