MLG Snek
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This is the story of Snek and his adventures to kill Illuminati leader Spoderman with Dorito Shrek and Mountain Dew Doge
{How the fuck did this crack get more reads than my legit stories???
Whatever, they're reads all the same. Glad y'all enjoyed it, however strange this was.
-Maven}
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