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Publikasi terakhir Sab, Nov 5, 2016
Pretty much my ramblings and fake, but funny news. So yeah. Please check it out. I talk about current events and other stuff. Thank you.
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𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔫𝔬 𝔣𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔢𝔵𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 , 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 ℜ𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 I mostly do Tags and important announcement's here. You may ask me any questions you'd like :D (PLEASE DO!!)Lengkap
𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐲❥•𝑀𝐽 𝑆ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦•/𝒞ℴ𝓂𝓅𝓁ℯ𝓉ℯ𝒹/
𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍: ✦៚❥𝟐𝟔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 · · ───── ·🧸· ───── · · 𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 - 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰, 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞. 𝐒𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞'𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭. · · ───── ·🩰· ────── · · 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠, 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠: "𝕂𝔼𝔼ℙ 𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ 𝕃𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼," 💕𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬, 𝑰𝑺𝑯𝑨💕 •✦━━━━━🎀━━━━Lengkap![[ ?! ] A Spotlight Of Abnormality?](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/389159498-256-k336406.jpg)
[ ?! ] A Spotlight Of Abnormality?
My first sols rng au! What a fun little story you have here. Theres no more time for all of them The spotlight is mine. All will be mine. .- .-.. .-.. / --- ..-. / - .... --- ... . / .- ..- .-. .- ... / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -... . / ... .... .- - - . .-. . -.. / ... --- -- . -.. .- -.-- --..-- / -... -.-- / -- . .-.-.- / .- .-.. .-.. / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / .. --. -. --- .-. . -.. / -- . / ... --- / -- ..- -.-. .... .-.-.- / .. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -- .- -.- . / -.-- --- ..- / .-. . --. .-. . - / .- -. -.. / .-. . .--. . -. - / .- .-.. .-.. / - .... --- ... . / ... .. -. ... / - .... .- - / .... .- ...- . / -. --- / -.-. ..- .-. . / - --- / - .... .. ... .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. - / -.. . ..-. -.-- / - .... . / .-.. --- .-. -.. / - .... .- - / -- .- -.. . / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-.. .-.. / .. / -.. --- -. - / -.-. .- .-. . / .- -... --- ..- - / . ...- . .-. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / .- -. -.-- -- --- .-. . / - .... . / ... -.-- -. -.. .-. --- -- . / .. -. ... .. -.. . / -- . / - .-. . .- - ... / -- . / .- ... / .- / --. ..- - / ..-. --- .-. / - .... . -- / .. - / .... ..- .-. - ... / ... --- / -- ..- -.-. .... / .-.. . - / -- . / -... . / .. -. / - .... . / ... .--. --- - .-.. .. --. .... - / .. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / ... .... .. -. . / --- -. -.-. . / .- --. .- .. -. / .- .-. -.-. .... .- -. --. . .-..
Dear Diary: But Seriously, What the Fuck?
I don't blog, just needed a place to vent. Who knows, maybe someone will read it and empathize or sympathize with me. All I know is, we're not alone. No matter how different we look on the outside, we all go through the same bloody bullshit. So this is me, getting all therapeutic and trying to survive this life as a person living with multiple chronic illnesses. And it fucking sucks! Hopefully writing about it will help me see the beauty I know, that still exists in the world, regardless of the pain I am/we are in. xoxoLengkap
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"𝗔𝗮-𝗮𝗵𝗵 𝗱-𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗶-𝗶𝘁 𝗜-𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁-𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼 𝘁-𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀-𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗶𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝘀..." -𝖸𝗇 𝖲𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖢𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖡𝖺𝖽𝗅𝗒 𝖴𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖮𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖧𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝖻 𝖮𝖿 𝖴𝗇𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝖶𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖩𝖤𝖮𝖭 𝖩𝖴𝖭𝖦𝖪𝖮𝖮𝖪. "𝗙𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗧𝗼 𝗨𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗗𝗬" -𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝗂𝗉𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗌𝗁𝗅𝗒. 𝖶𝗁𝗒 𝖽𝗂𝖽 𝗃𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖽𝗈 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝖾𝗋? 𝖽𝗈𝖾𝗌 𝖸𝗇 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗏𝖾 𝗂𝗍? 𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗎𝗅𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗇𝗈𝖼𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅? 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆. 🔞𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: -𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓. -𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐗.Lengkap
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★ ✰ ★ "𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚘𝚗, 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗." "𝙳𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚘𝚙, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚔? "𝚂𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏- 𝚘𝚛?" "𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝?", 𝙷𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚞𝚗, 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍. ★ ✰ ★ (A/N: none of the GIFs I've used in this book belong to me!)Lengkap
𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔫𝔬 𝔣𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔢𝔵𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 , 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 ℜ𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 I mostly do Tags and important announcement's here. You may ask me any questions you'd like :D (PLEASE DO!!)
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