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Chapter 1
Teacher: how do you say this Kilo-Hur - o - meter
Me: Kill u with a meter! 
Teacher: *stays quiet * Who taught you that 
Me: my math Teacher which is YOU!! 
Teacher: *walks out the class room*
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An Everlasting Bond by Salem_Kitchen_Witch

Okiee.. So, this was actually a Performance Task within my ELA class, we needed to come up with a short story, and I came up with this regarding one of my favorite OC's. Now then, this story is a somewhat self insert (For those who don't know what that is, it's basically where you input yourself in a story your writing) But this is an Alternate universe of me, so she's not really ME me-Y'know what I mean? But yea, I hope you enjoy my one-shot (I might add more parts, who knows, the co-teacher REALLY loved it) So yea, I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing this. I hope you have a Good Morning / Afternoon / Night! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Start date : 3 - 1 - 24 Publish date : 3 - 2 - 24 End date : 3 - 2 - 24 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is set around the time of the Salem Witch trials BTW ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Settings, Characters, and plot ALL BELONG TO ME!!! (Except for Salem, we all know that don't belong to me lollll)

School bus graveyard (Ben x reader) DISCONTINUED by okboomer808

"Help! Help!" I cried. I have no idea where I am or what are these running after me but I do know that I need to find somewhere to hide and I to find it fast. "Please somebody!" I pleaded out into the empty neighborhood; I know that screaming is only going to attract more monsters but I need help. "HEY OVER HERE!" I heard someone call out in the distance, I wasted no time and ran towards the voice that lead to a graveyard. "Hello?" I hollered, jumping back when a door I hadn't noticed in front of me begin to open. Before one of the monsters could have grabbed me I ran inside, coming face to face with 2 other people my age. "Who are you?" A girl with long braids and green eyes asked me. "My name.... My name is y/n." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Disclaimer!!: School Bus Graveyard does not belong to me, neither do the characters

Math is for Lovers (student/teacher) by XxNightStripexX

"I can really take care of myself, but thanks for stepping in and all that." I said in a meek voice as I looked up to see his bare chest was wet and glistening from the water that covered his body and dripped down to the top of his jeans that hung mouthwateringly low on his hips. I wanted nothing more than to reach out and touch his chest, to feel the firmness under my fingers. His intense green eyes pierced through mine as he took a step toward me, causing my back to press up against the wall behind me. He ran his tongue over his bottom lip and grabbed the back of my neck, wrapping his fingers in my freshly washed hair. A gasp escaped through my parted lips as he yanked me forward and grabbed my hips. "Do you want me?" He questioned breathless. Kelsey Henderson has a dark and a dangerous past that she prefers to hide from and keep hidden. When she meets a handsome stranger, Kelsey had mixed feelings about moving on from her past relationship that broken her into pieces or taking his offer for drinks. What Kelsey doesn't know is the guy she's fallen for is her new math teacher Alex Kaynes. Even as they both try to fight their feelings for each other, she soon finds herself charmed by his charismatic ways, and gets thrown into the chaos to hide her past from being discovered and haunting her all over agin.. Will Mr. Kaynes stand up for her or let her Ex take her away? Will they sacrifice everything they have to be together? Or will they let go of possible life love for the rules that bind them? Either way, both are in for the ride of a life time.

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Decadent by DystopianMilieu

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An Everlasting Bond

Okiee.. So, this was actually a Performance Task within my ELA class, we needed to come up with a short story, and I came up with this regarding one of my favorite OC's. Now then, this story is a somewhat self insert (For those who don't know what that is, it's basically where you input yourself in a story your writing) But this is an Alternate universe of me, so she's not really ME me-Y'know what I mean? But yea, I hope you enjoy my one-shot (I might add more parts, who knows, the co-teacher REALLY loved it) So yea, I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing this. I hope you have a Good Morning / Afternoon / Night! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Start date : 3 - 1 - 24 Publish date : 3 - 2 - 24 End date : 3 - 2 - 24 ~ This is set around the time of the Salem Witch trials BTW ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Settings, Characters, and plot ALL BELONG TO ME!!! (Except for Salem, we all know that don't belong to me lollll)