Funny Jokes
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Chapter 1
Teacher: how do you say this Kilo-Hur - o - meter
Me: Kill u with a meter!
Teacher: *stays quiet * Who taught you that
Me: my math Teacher which is YOU!!
Teacher: *walks out the class room*
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This made me laugh so loud I farted!!!
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