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Funny Jokes

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Chapter 1
Teacher: how do you say this Kilo-Hur - o - meter
Me: Kill u with a meter! 
Teacher: *stays quiet * Who taught you that 
Me: my math Teacher which is YOU!! 
Teacher: *walks out the class room*
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THE WISH OF HER by author_maxz23

Leaning toward her ear, I whispered the truth I had carried silently for far too long. "That girl was you, Manisha..." Her breath hitched. I felt it,felt her body soften just a little, as if the weight she'd been carrying finally had a place to rest. I turned my face slightly and pressed a gentle kiss to her cheek. "Only you," I whispered, my voice breaking with honesty. "My angel." ________________________________ Manisha whispered, "You are my star, Ajay... the one who brings light when darkness surrounds me." Ajay whispered , "And you are my night sky, Manisha... the one who holds my star steady and teaches it how to shine without burning." ________________________________ Manisha -An overthinker with a gentle heart. Calm, quiet, and shy. She finds peace in music, speaks more through melodies than words, and feels deeply even when she says little. Silence is her comfort, and softness is her strength. Ajay Kumar -Bold and strong, sharp-minded and intelligent. His confidence commands space, but his anger often storms within him. He faces the world head-on, protecting fiercely, feeling intensely, sometimes burning too bright. ♡⁠(⁠>⁠ ⁠ਊ⁠ ⁠<⁠)⁠♡ Jump into a tale of love where loyalty speaks louder than words, and hearts choose each other every time. ☄️Night sky & star☄️ ♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)

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THE WISH OF HER

Leaning toward her ear, I whispered the truth I had carried silently for far too long. "That girl was you, Manisha..." Her breath hitched. I felt it,felt her body soften just a little, as if the weight she'd been carrying finally had a place to rest. I turned my face slightly and pressed a gentle kiss to her cheek. "Only you," I whispered, my voice breaking with honesty. "My angel." Manisha whispered, "You are my star, Ajay... the one who brings light when darkness surrounds me." Ajay whispered , "And you are my night sky, Manisha... the one who holds my star steady and teaches it how to shine without burning." Manisha -An overthinker with a gentle heart. Calm, quiet, and shy. She finds peace in music, speaks more through melodies than words, and feels deeply even when she says little. Silence is her comfort, and softness is her strength. Ajay Kumar -Bold and strong, sharp-minded and intelligent. His confidence commands space, but his anger often storms within him. He faces the world head-on, protecting fiercely, feeling intensely, sometimes burning too bright. ♡⁠(⁠>⁠ ⁠ਊ⁠ ⁠<⁠)⁠♡ Jump into a tale of love where loyalty speaks louder than words, and hearts choose each other every time. ☄️Night sky & star☄️ ♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)