JOKES!
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"Chor!!! Sakal dekha hai mera??" I said bewildered to her. (Thief!!! Have you seen my face??) "Thik kaha,Sakal se tum chor nahi dacoit lagte ho!!! " She snapped at my face. (You said right, from face you don't seem a thief you seem a bandit) I stood there processing what the hell she said. Trust me ab mujhe mera sakal dekhna hai!!! (Now I want to see my face) . ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 𝙍𝙄𝙔𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙕 - he had a perfect life.. Good looks, friends,money,popularity, fan following... Etc. He had it all, until he met her or more like bumped into her. 𝙉𝙖𝙖𝙯 𝙄𝙣𝙖𝙮𝙖𝙩 -she was the only daughter of her parents and the only sister to her brother so.. No rules applies to her or so she thought. Then he came to turn her upside down and make her feel emotions she never knew she had by.... Bumping into her. Join these two souls in there not-so- serious journey of experiencing love and only love... Maybe along with some jhagda.... (Quarrel)
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Inspired by Han_Man: I'm going to be uploading at least 10 every week to give you pleasure and laughter, Maybe more ;) So, everytime I update, I need you all to do something for me... COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE! The first comment will always win the dedication for that chapter (if that's what you want to call it). But only if it's a comment on your favorite status. So ya...READ, VOTE, COMMENT, AND LAUGH!!! Ready set....GO!Complete
Coffee For The Heart
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