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Pickup Lines

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Darkling

Clara is restarting life. Unwillingly, when her father decides to move from good old New York City to isolated Ilea. Clara is Ethereal Ilea is a kingdom. And 'Arcane High' is her new school. Except... that school isn't quite for humans. It has some students that are supernatural. Then comes Callum. The mystery no one has been able to solve. The boy with multiple powers yet nothing to go by. Because no one knows what he is. Callum is a Darkling Being drawn to someone or something can be extremely dangerous. Because curiosity killed the cat. But what do they say? Satisfaction brought it back. . . . . . ALL RIGHTS RESERVED DON'T STEAL MY BOOK ISTG I'LL SUE YOU