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Shmilk
Ongoing, First published Feb 28, 2016
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I've read enough damn clichés to be put off that garbage for the rest of eternity. I mean what's so great about a good girl falling for a bad boy?! Why is the guy have to be British? What does his accent have to do with the attraction? Why is the girl always so short? And why on earth do the smartest characters make the dumbest mistakes? I will never know. And so from this day forth I, Alexa Candice Merval, vow to never ever ever.... ever fall for the cliche life.

That promise was going very well until Theo Black came into my life, and messed it up! Ruined my dreams and my hopes of having  a normal life ...I mean his last name is a colour...He's a walking cliche...

Follow my stupid and (hopefully) cliche free journey through hell (a.k.a Life), that includes super hot guys, pranks, sarcastic comebacks and the most fantastic girl you will ever meet... (me obviously!)    

I didn't choose the cliche life, the cliche life chose me.
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It All Started

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What happens when the nerd meets the bad boy? Enter Emery Brooks, the school's nerdy outcast. No one really pays much attention to her. Well, except for her few bullies and her very few select friends. She hides in her twin sister's shadows. Her oldest brother is her protector. Her youngest brother is her light. Enter Damien Black, the school's bad boy. Everyone pays attention to him. Even poor Emery. Every girl wants his attention except Emery. Every guy wants to be in his circle of friends. Yet, he has his select few delinquent friends. His biggest passion is giving teachers a hard time. He loves causing chaos and he loves a challenge. His biggest quest yet? Emery Brooks. ----------------- It all started the day he walked into the school. It actually started when I was at my locker and someone decided to pull my hair. Every single day for years I always let it slide.... People bullying me. People harassing me. People calling me name. I made a promise to myself that this year I would be standing up for myself. I wouldn't let anyone continue to treat me as they like. I promised myself the first person to do such a thing I would punch. That someone now has me in his eyesight and won't let me out of it. It all started when I punched Damien Black in the face.

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