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Shmilk
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Shmilk
Ongoing, First published Feb 28, 2016
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I've read enough damn clichés to be put off that garbage for the rest of eternity. I mean what's so great about a good girl falling for a bad boy?! Why is the guy have to be British? What does his accent have to do with the attraction? Why is the girl always so short? And why on earth do the smartest characters make the dumbest mistakes? I will never know. And so from this day forth I, Alexa Candice Merval, vow to never ever ever.... ever fall for the cliche life.

That promise was going very well until Theo Black came into my life, and messed it up! Ruined my dreams and my hopes of having  a normal life ...I mean his last name is a colour...He's a walking cliche...

Follow my stupid and (hopefully) cliche free journey through hell (a.k.a Life), that includes super hot guys, pranks, sarcastic comebacks and the most fantastic girl you will ever meet... (me obviously!)    

I didn't choose the cliche life, the cliche life chose me.
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