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The Flying Potato

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I am a cat, and all my friends call me "The Flying Potato" because i once jumped out of the window. Simply because i thought that i could fly. Just to mention it, i couldn't fly.. aaand i am fat like a potato, so that why all my friends call me "The Flying Potato". Just in case you were wondering.

Btw this is my diary, you are about to read.All Rights Reserved

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Love Moderately

This is the diary of me, Lina. I'm just a normal teenager... or am I? Nothing really happens in my life... except people seem to think I'm a stalker, I procrastinate too much, and weird guys keep liking me. And I can't stop liking this one guy. By the way, this isn't a story. This is literally my diary. I try to update as early as I can, but I also have school and homework, so don't expect updates everyday. Update 11/9/2014 I have now checked the book as completed! I am now starting book 2 in The Diary of this Weird Teenage Girl series! starts clapping, and cheering* occasional cat call Fan me for updates!