Randomness is as Necessary as Oxygen

Don't expect much of this. I be deep, I (be) funny, I write bad grammar on purpose, and fantasize over books and my best friend, Key, which is short for Keyboard.
Am I lonely? I might as well look up from this and state that I can't read.
Well, this book might be a bit pointless too, and not half as funny to half the people that read this because I don't point out the references I make.
Well, just this once, I might as well tell you I just made two of them, from the ASDF movies. And one from A CERTAIN James Patterson book. That I will not name because pretty much everyone on the planet's read it.
Just so you know, I usually have a very complicated sense of sarcasm. For example, today when me and my sister were doing community ser--
Never mind. I just remembered that this is the whole story's description, not today's entry.
Somehow that makes me feel like I have to tell you that Ani was a better main character than Luke.... And "Mrs. Pukas, rhymes with Lucas, no relation to George"...
Did I even spell her name right?
Whatever. Oh, I also realized while Key was being worked to death why this is so random--
I write it as I think it.
And let me tell you, I think quite randomly.