Don't expect much of this. I be deep, I (be) funny, I write bad grammar on purpose, and fantasize over books and my best friend, Key, which is short for Keyboard.
Am I lonely? I might as well look up from this and state that I can't read.
Well, this book might be a bit pointless too, and not half as funny to half the people that read this because I don't point out the references I make.
Well, just this once, I might as well tell you I just made two of them, from the ASDF movies. And one from A CERTAIN James Patterson book. That I will not name because pretty much everyone on the planet's read it.
Just so you know, I usually have a very complicated sense of sarcasm. For example, today when me and my sister were doing community ser--
Never mind. I just remembered that this is the whole story's description, not today's entry.
Somehow that makes me feel like I have to tell you that Ani was a better main character than Luke.... And "Mrs. Pukas, rhymes with Lucas, no relation to George"...
Did I even spell her name right?
Whatever. Oh, I also realized while Key was being worked to death why this is so random--
I write it as I think it.
And let me tell you, I think quite randomly.
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.